Caption it #1942

[Kim]

[Jaded]

“Give us back our bicycles!!”

[Mr Larrington]

This one's at least thirty per cent human, Sarge!

[spesh]

"Can't be too careful Sergei, for all we know this could the larval form of a Ukrainian tractor."

[Cudzoziemiec]

The Badly Parked Bicycle of Birminggrad would be dealt with firmly from now on.

[T42]

Didn't get any blood on it this time!

[Nuncio]

- It shouldn't take much persuasion to make this one blab
- Yeah, looks like a shopping bike

[Canardly]

Good job we are wearing helmets.

[Wowbagger]

This one's at least thirty per cent human, Sarge!

Is the atomic theory at work?

[meddyg]

'Alexandr, we think this one's the Dutch spy '

[T42]

We tried wheeling it but it's got this stick-down thing that keeps catching.

[Kim]

We tried wheeling it but it's got this stick-down thing that keeps catching.

I watched the video that still was grabbed from several times looking for evidence of some kind of lock.  Could it be that Russian riot police don't know how to wheel a bicycle?

[Wowbagger]

We tried wheeling it but it's got this stick-down thing that keeps catching.

I watched the video that still was grabbed from several times looking for evidence of some kind of lock.  Could it be that Russian riot police don't know how to wheel a bicycle?

It could have been part of a peaceful protest in which the customary procedure is to go all limp when arrested. Maybe every time they tried to wheel it the wheels turned into something out of Salvador Dali’s “Montres mollées”.

[Mr Larrington]

We tried wheeling it but it's got this stick-down thing that keeps catching.

I watched the video that still was grabbed from several times looking for evidence of some kind of lock.  Could it be that Russian riot police don't know how to wheel a bicycle?

Possibly.  Traditionally they go around in threes.  One to read, one to write and one to keep a beady eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.  And their vehicles have stripes on the side to help them find the door handles.

[spesh]

We tried wheeling it but it's got this stick-down thing that keeps catching.

I watched the video that still was grabbed from several times looking for evidence of some kind of lock.  Could it be that Russian riot police don't know how to wheel a bicycle?

Possibly.  Traditionally they go around in threes.  One to read, one to write and one to keep a beady eye on the two dangerous intellectuals.  And their vehicles have stripes on the side to help them find the door handles.

Badumtishki!

Old Soviet joke is of best comedic makings!

[Lightning Phil]

We found this protestor chained to the railings.

[Jaded]

As the Ukrainian bicycle advanced the Russians claimed they were not going backwards.