Author Topic: Spelling that makes you cringe  (Read 135066 times)

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1125 on: 29 June, 2022, 11:18:13 am »
"Manucure":
man.u.cure
manucure
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Pingu

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Kim

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1127 on: 30 June, 2022, 11:29:26 pm »
Someone on our local Nextdoor is asking if anyone has a spare stargate they no longer need.
To stop the dog going upstairs apparently.

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ian

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1128 on: 30 June, 2022, 11:46:04 pm »
Chevron locked!
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ElyDave

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1129 on: 01 July, 2022, 05:39:19 am »
And among the things you can have in the comfort of your own hovel, courtesy of “home services app” Wecasa, is a “manucure”.

A sh!t shining service?
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T42

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1130 on: 01 July, 2022, 01:11:17 pm »
And among the things you can have in the comfort of your own hovel, courtesy of “home services app” Wecasa, is a “manucure”.

French spelling, that.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1131 on: 04 July, 2022, 03:20:00 pm »
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Campbeltown lifeboat station will see the installation of their new birthing pontoon this month.
:D :D :D
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Kim

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1132 on: 04 July, 2022, 07:52:18 pm »
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Campbeltown lifeboat station will see the installation of their new birthing pontoon this month.
:D :D :D

I fed that into DALL-E mini, but it couldn't work out where to put the stirrups.

Mr Larrington

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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1133 on: 23 July, 2022, 05:50:14 pm »
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Re: Spelling that makes you cringe
« Reply #1134 on: 31 July, 2022, 10:20:25 pm »
A bike for sale, with "Two slow punchers".