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Polar Bear

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2875 on: 07 September, 2022, 07:22:58 am »
According to Urban Dictionary the Merkins of North Carolina got there first.
 ;D 
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2876 on: 22 September, 2022, 09:29:44 pm »
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andrewc

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2877 on: 04 October, 2022, 03:04:47 pm »
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2878 on: 04 October, 2022, 06:25:44 pm »
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Beardy

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2879 on: 04 October, 2022, 09:08:32 pm »
Quote from: andrewc on 04 October, 2022, 03:04:47 pm
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2022/oct/04/british-pakistanis-find-fraternity-in-the-cavalry-sport-of-neza-bazi


in tents pegging....
I can’t think of any ‘remote fields’ in Bradford, what with it being a City and all, so I wonder just where about this activity is taking place.
Pedantically
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2880 on: 05 October, 2022, 02:02:04 am »
On Ilkley Moor.  Hats optional.
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Beardy

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2881 on: 05 October, 2022, 10:04:57 am »
 Ilkley is NOT Bradford no matter what the councillors in Bradford City Hall may think >:( it’s not even in the same Dale ffs. And anyway, the ducks would get in the way if they tried anything on the moor.
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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2882 on: 12 October, 2022, 12:05:19 am »
Don’t gape when sleeping.
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Hot Flatus

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2883 on: 12 October, 2022, 06:40:35 am »
Quote from: Jaded on 12 October, 2022, 12:05:19 am
Don’t gape when sleeping.



I've probably never mentioned this before, but the opposite happened to me once
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2884 on: 12 October, 2022, 08:32:59 am »
"Top and tailing" with a dog. :facepalm: :hand:
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ian

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2885 on: 12 October, 2022, 09:19:51 am »
Quote from: Hot Flatus on 12 October, 2022, 06:40:35 am
Quote from: Jaded on 12 October, 2022, 12:05:19 am
Don’t gape when sleeping.



I've probably never mentioned this before, but the opposite happened to me once

Amanda pooped in your mouth?
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2886 on: 12 October, 2022, 01:00:03 pm »
Quote from: Jaded on 12 October, 2022, 12:05:19 am
Don’t gape when sleeping.

I'm not sure that's necessarily the advice I'd take away from that article...
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ian

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2887 on: 12 October, 2022, 01:18:51 pm »
Honestly, I'm quite sure I'd not have posed for the photo.

There's really quite a lot wrong in that story. I feel soiled just having read it.
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Giraffe

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2888 on: 12 October, 2022, 03:39:40 pm »
Fecal transplant anybody?
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Hot Flatus

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2889 on: 12 October, 2022, 04:45:17 pm »
Quote from: ian on 12 October, 2022, 01:18:51 pm
Honestly, I'm quite sure I'd not have posed for the photo.

There's really quite a lot wrong in that story. I feel soiled just having read it.

She could have at least smiled
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ian

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2890 on: 12 October, 2022, 05:19:43 pm »
Oh my god, the dog just shat in my mouth. Quick get the camera while I call the local newspaper.

It's like a very low-rent version of 2G1C.
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Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2891 on: 12 October, 2022, 05:59:48 pm »
I usually work on the assumption that dog owners have a very different relationship with shit than normal people.  But not that different.
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andrewc

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2892 on: 12 October, 2022, 06:25:27 pm »
She's got a great future as a Lib Dem MP.....
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spesh

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2893 on: 12 October, 2022, 06:27:28 pm »
Quote from: Hot Flatus on 12 October, 2022, 04:45:17 pm
Quote from: ian on 12 October, 2022, 01:18:51 pm
Honestly, I'm quite sure I'd not have posed for the photo.

There's really quite a lot wrong in that story. I feel soiled just having read it.

She could have at least smiled

I'm not sure that was a circumstance for which the term I believe you have in mind would apply, though.  ;D
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CAMRAMan

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2894 on: 22 October, 2022, 01:28:29 pm »
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2895 on: 28 October, 2022, 01:24:11 pm »
If this isn't a YACF member I shall be disappointed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-63421811

Cudzo is local, I think  ;D
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orraloon

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2896 on: 28 October, 2022, 01:29:31 pm »
^  local Tory MP Liam Fox?
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Mr Larrington

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2897 on: 28 October, 2022, 01:44:19 pm »
Quote from: orraloon on 28 October, 2022, 01:29:31 pm
^  local Tory MP Liam Fox?

ITYM disgraced former Defence Secretary Liam Fox, no?

Also, Inspector Lee Kerslake?  I thought he was:
  • the former drummer for Uriah Heep and Ozzy's band, and also
  • dead
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2898 on: 28 October, 2022, 01:57:38 pm »
Quote from: rogerzilla on 28 October, 2022, 01:24:11 pm
If this isn't a YACF member I shall be disappointed.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-somerset-63421811

Cudzo is local, I think  ;D
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A man in his 30s has been arrested on suspicion of causing a public nuisance and has been released on bail.
I am far too aged to qualify, or indeed to writhe and grunt on the floor. If it wasn't disgraced former Defence Secretary Liam Fox, then maybe it was that other local MP, Jacob Rees-Mogg, indulging in some pranks with the local peasantry, or releasing a prisoner from the dungeons?
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rogerzilla

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #2899 on: 28 October, 2022, 02:25:00 pm »
Maybe it's Banksy?
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