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Oiks shouting stuff at cyclists
Charlotte:
I prefer to celebrate the half decent ones.
When riding my 'bent:
"Oi, do you get all your exercise lying down, luv?
::-)
clarion:
--- Quote from: Jacomus-rides-Gen on 20 April, 2008, 08:02:12 pm ---
"Oi mate! I f*cked your mum!"
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I hate it when my dad gets drunk near my commute...
Notsototalnewbie:
I'm not sure. Had a bunch of them pretend to jump out in front me the other day, the little darlings, they found that very amusing.
Lots of random shouts on one bit of last night's FNRTTC (just where was that!?)
'Wankers!' was one (never been called that before!!)
And 'wooo Girl Power'! Even though there were only about half a dozen of us 'girls' in our 36-strong group.
rower40:
You've never been heckled properly unless you've ridden a recumbent through a dodgy 'hood.
"Where're your handlebars?" is a favourite. (Although they wouldn't get the spelling of 'Where', 'are', and 'your' right.)
"Gizza Go" is another sure-fire hit on the game of Chav-Verbal-Bingo.
Brompton-riding can often lead to calls of "Watchoo doing onna kid's bike?"
Treewheeler:
--- Quote from: Kathy on 20 April, 2008, 08:13:55 pm ---
--- Quote from: Chris S on 20 April, 2008, 08:06:38 pm ---I've also had:
"Oi - that's my bike!"
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Me too - shortly before then being chased by the shouters, who, when I reported it to the police the next day, had previously kicked another cyclist unconscious. :-\
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If I stay in th U.K any longer the I shall be riding with an extendable police baton and mace spray as standard equipment...
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