Author Topic: Movie plots - the unattractive version (Read 9073 times)

citoyen · « **Reply #50 on:** 10 July, 2020, 03:55:11 pm »

Four teenage boys go for a walk in the woods and tell each other stories to pass the time

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fimm · « **Reply #51 on:** 10 July, 2020, 04:34:37 pm »

Quote from: Legs on 10 July, 2020, 09:12:34 am

Quote from: fimm on 09 July, 2020, 05:08:54 pm
There's the well-known "Girl arrives in a new country and kills the first person she meets, then forms a group and plots to kill again..."
Is that The Wizard of Oz?

Yes. Not my quote.

Mrs Pingu · « **Reply #52 on:** 10 July, 2020, 05:23:12 pm »

Quote from: Jaded on 09 July, 2020, 11:09:08 pm

Is it just me or is anyone else struggling with these? (Beyond Mary Poppins, of course) (oh god, I hope Mary Poppins is one of them)

Me. That's why I added a spolier. But then I'm not a huge film watcher.

ElyDave · « **Reply #53 on:** 10 July, 2020, 05:54:14 pm »

racist stereotyical chinese bloke jumps out on englishman hamming it up with a dodgy french accent

don't stop your spaceship for an unintelligible message, it won't end well.

Two men deliver a letter to another man, he doesn't want it

man in a vest gets beaten up, kills the baddies

America saves the day, Again!

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #54 on:** 10 July, 2020, 06:23:00 pm »

High schooler gets revenge on bullies, with hilarious consequences

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citoyen · « **Reply #55 on:** 10 July, 2020, 06:46:28 pm »

Man takes a job in post-war Vienna, visits the funfair.

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Mr Larrington · « **Reply #56 on:** 10 July, 2020, 06:52:47 pm »

Something apparently inconsequential happens, and then the murders began.

citoyen · « **Reply #57 on:** 10 July, 2020, 06:53:25 pm »

Man with harmonica arrives in small town. Only knows one tune. A few hours later, he finds the man who originally gave him the harmonica and returns it to him.

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Mr Larrington · « **Reply #58 on:** 10 July, 2020, 06:56:16 pm »

Moustachioed tradesman calls round to fix housewife's fridge and ["Smash the patriarchy!" – Bethany (10)]

Tim Hall · « **Reply #59 on:** 10 July, 2020, 06:58:50 pm »

Lady waiting for train gets something in her eye.
Then she has a cup of tea.

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citoyen · « **Reply #60 on:** 10 July, 2020, 06:59:28 pm »

Pipe-smoking Frenchman visits the seaside. Plays table tennis. Keeps his mac on.

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citoyen · « **Reply #61 on:** 10 July, 2020, 07:00:11 pm »

Quote from: Tim Hall on 10 July, 2020, 06:58:50 pm

Lady waiting for train gets something in her eye.
Then she has a cup of tea.

Excellent!

ian · « **Reply #62 on:** 10 July, 2020, 07:00:27 pm »

Plumber arrives to find underdressed homeowner.

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citoyen · « **Reply #63 on:** 10 July, 2020, 07:05:04 pm »

Girl runs away from home, gets job as housemaid for a commune of miners.

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citoyen · « **Reply #64 on:** 10 July, 2020, 07:07:23 pm »

Two heavy metal obsessed teenagers spend the weekend working on their school history project.

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Mr Larrington · « **Reply #65 on:** 10 July, 2020, 07:14:50 pm »

Tim Hall · « **Reply #66 on:** 10 July, 2020, 07:17:10 pm »

A man is housebound having broken his leg.
He's a right nosy bastard.

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Mr Larrington · « **Reply #67 on:** 10 July, 2020, 07:27:53 pm »

Couple fall in love. She dies at the end.

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ElyDave · « **Reply #68 on:** 10 July, 2020, 07:32:42 pm »

a man is housebound having broken his leg
his nurse is a right bitch

Torslanda · « **Reply #69 on:** 10 July, 2020, 07:34:19 pm »

Quote from: mrcharly-YHT on 10 July, 2020, 08:24:57 am

A headmaster is late for a meeting.

Doesn't matter how you describe that, it's an utterly shite waste of 90 minutes - give or take.

ElyDave · « **Reply #70 on:** 10 July, 2020, 07:38:28 pm »

He's not the Messiah,
He's a very naughty boy

Legs · « **Reply #71 on:** 10 July, 2020, 08:20:19 pm »

Quote from: ElyDave on 10 July, 2020, 07:32:42 pm

a man is housebound having broken his leg
his nurse is a right bitch

ha!

Kim · « **Reply #72 on:** 10 July, 2020, 08:36:47 pm »

Some cats introduce themselves. More cats introduce themselves. One of them goes to heaven^[1].

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(Disclaimer: I'm too scared to have seen the film version, but I assume it's the same plot. It seems to naturally lend itself to this thread.)

_{[1] Not the gay club.}

Tim Hall · « **Reply #73 on:** 10 July, 2020, 11:25:18 pm »

A man gets lots of people to build a bridge then realises he shouldn't have.

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Jaded · « **Reply #74 on:** 11 July, 2020, 11:26:33 am »

Man dies and sticks around for the rest of the film.

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Author Topic: Movie plots - the unattractive version (Read 9073 times)

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