Author Topic: You know you're middle aged when  (Read 198681 times)

hellymedic

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1350 on: 02 February, 2023, 04:09:29 pm »
You can view x-rays posted on social media better than you ever did at work...

Kim

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1351 on: 02 February, 2023, 06:01:11 pm »
You can view x-rays posted on social media better than you ever did at work...

I've suddenly realised those lightbox things for viewing x-ray films have gone the way of the floppy disk drive without anyone really noticing...

Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1352 on: 02 February, 2023, 06:06:28 pm »
When you try and learn to use new pieces of software and you don't even notice various control buttons, let alone press them to see what happens.

Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1353 on: 02 February, 2023, 06:07:22 pm »
Lots of people that you know are retiring ...

hellymedic

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1354 on: 02 February, 2023, 10:16:15 pm »
You can view x-rays posted on social media better than you ever did at work...

I've suddenly realised those lightbox things for viewing x-ray films have gone the way of the floppy disk drive without anyone really noticing...

Someone Tweeted an image which I was able to enlarge and view MUCH better than I ever had with 'wet films'.

hellymedic

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1355 on: 02 February, 2023, 10:42:42 pm »
You have to tell folk on Twitter how to tell a cooked egg's hardness by spinning it.

I thought *everyone* knew this.

They don't! 

Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1356 on: 03 February, 2023, 07:45:58 am »
You have to tell folk on Twitter how to tell a cooked egg's hardness by spinning it.

I thought *everyone* knew this.

They don't!
Today I learnt. There again mostly I scramble them.

T42

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1357 on: 03 February, 2023, 01:07:20 pm »
New coffee machine supposedly goes beep on entering temperature-setting mode. Supposedly.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1358 on: 08 February, 2023, 02:31:41 pm »
...you understand Jeremy Clarkson's references to obsolete technology:
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"But there's something you don't know about James. He virtually lives in the socialist cesspit that is Twitter, where he follows not just Sir Starmer but also the deranged London Mayor, Sadiq Khan. He even follows that Cycling Mikey man who rides round London on his children's toy, videotaping anyone in a car who he thinks might be Tory.
From Clarkson's Sun column via road.cc
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Kim

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1359 on: 08 February, 2023, 06:34:19 pm »
Twitter, or the videotape?   :)

Meanwhile, I've just learned that the freedb.org CDDB database is no longer a thing.  How is my CD player supposed to work out what the tracks are now?

This is definitely a middle-aged problem, as can be confirmed by that list of discs.

Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1360 on: 08 February, 2023, 06:49:49 pm »
… you can’t find the other sock, because you’ve put both socks on the same foot.
(In “my friend’s” defence, all his socks are black, and he was attempting to put on a second pair.)

Tim Hall

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1361 on: 08 February, 2023, 06:56:21 pm »
Twitter, or the videotape?   :)

Meanwhile, I've just learned that the freedb.org CDDB database is no longer a thing.  How is my CD player supposed to work out what the tracks are now?

This is definitely a middle-aged problem, as can be confirmed by that list of discs.
https://musicbrainz.org/ any good?
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Mrs Pingu

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1362 on: 08 February, 2023, 07:13:23 pm »
Twitter, or the videotape?   :)

Meanwhile, I've just learned that the freedb.org CDDB database is no longer a thing.  How is my CD player supposed to work out what the tracks are now?

This is definitely a middle-aged problem, as can be confirmed by that list of discs.

Just saw something on Mastodon that I have hopefully just tooted in your direction.
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

Kim

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1363 on: 08 February, 2023, 07:30:08 pm »
Twitter, or the videotape?   :)

Meanwhile, I've just learned that the freedb.org CDDB database is no longer a thing.  How is my CD player supposed to work out what the tracks are now?

This is definitely a middle-aged problem, as can be confirmed by that list of discs.

Just saw something on Mastodon that I have hopefully just tooted in your direction.

Yes, that's where I learned that freedb was no more...  Bonus points if you saw it because I boosted it.

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1364 on: 08 February, 2023, 07:42:19 pm »
Surely having a CD collection is in itself a sign of middle age? Never mind the Nevermind.
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1365 on: 08 February, 2023, 09:58:16 pm »
Surely having a CD collection is in itself a sign of middle age? Never mind the Nevermind.


Does having a large rack of "vinyls" and the equipment to play them qualify me as a youthful hipster type ?
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1366 on: 08 February, 2023, 10:10:20 pm »
Is there a linguistic term for the effect where words lose their technical meanings as they become part of everyday vocabulary?  'Digital' is a prime example, but 'FM' probably qualifies.

The next one to fall victim to this seems to be 'WiFi', which is losing its IEEE 802.11 implication, to become a generic term for wireless internet access (no longer distinct from cellular connections), or possibly even internet connectivity in general (the perpetrators likely being unaware of wired networking).

I recently came across a gootube video of a youngen who had found the secret to a reliable wifi connection for gaming.

His secret?

An ethernet cable...

J
Interesting, I found that the best Internet at work is to be founf on the WiFi and not the cable, 20mbps vs 2...

I suspect the cabling predates cat 5

Sent from my IV2201 using Tapatalk

20 mbps whilst only one person is using your nearest Wi-Fi access point …

Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1367 on: 08 February, 2023, 10:11:36 pm »
Lots of people that you know are retiring ...

Jeremy Hunt wants you off the golf course.  Why, is he getting held up during his round?

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1368 on: 09 February, 2023, 08:55:24 am »
Surely having a CD collection is in itself a sign of middle age? Never mind the Nevermind.


Does having a large rack of "vinyls" and the equipment to play them qualify me as a youthful hipster type ?
No.
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TheLurker

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1369 on: 09 February, 2023, 03:19:05 pm »
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Surely having a CD collection is in itself a sign of middle age? Never mind the Nevermind.


Does having a large rack of "vinyls" and the equipment to play them qualify me as a youthful hipster type ?
No.
Oh.  Another delusion shattered.  *sniff*
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Pingu

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1370 on: 10 February, 2023, 12:06:50 am »
My PussBook feed has loadsa shitverts for vinyl  :demon:

T42

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1371 on: 10 February, 2023, 08:59:30 am »
I've never been quite sure what hipster meant.  First time I saw it was on a label on a pair of jeans with the waistline so low you'd get builder's cleavage standing up straight. Apparently it now refers to something else.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

CrazyEnglishTriathlete

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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1372 on: 10 February, 2023, 01:54:53 pm »
Lots of people that you know are retiring ...

Retiring?  In middle-age.  That will be a thing of the past.
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Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1373 on: 10 February, 2023, 09:21:05 pm »
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Surely having a CD collection is in itself a sign of middle age? Never mind the Nevermind.


Does having a large rack of "vinyls" and the equipment to play them qualify me as a youthful hipster type ?
No.
Oh.  Another delusion shattered.  *sniff*

Wait a few years and CDs will became hip, but only if you weren't around the first time round.

Re: You know you're middle aged when
« Reply #1374 on: 10 February, 2023, 09:25:39 pm »
When your hair and beard trimming extends to eyebrows, ears and nostrils.
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