I'm now worried that printed catalogues no longer exist and thusly my glorious attempt at rendering my workspace in a catalogue-stylee is lost on the younger amongst you. It'll all be squinting and clicking on thumbnails. I, for one, certainly enjoying taking a 'catalogue pose.' Hand on hip, gaze into the distance. Chinos available in blush pink, hellfire red, and oopsy brown. £40. Shoes, model's own.
In the old days, you could go blind in the tried-and-tested traditional way. These days it's from squinting at a screen.