Author Topic: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners  (Read 134359 times)

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #725 on: 12 October, 2021, 02:36:59 pm »
Can rely on finding strange items in Japanese vending machines:
https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20211011/p2a/00m/0li/018000c

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #727 on: 23 November, 2021, 11:53:16 am »
A Michigan woman tried to hire an assassin online at RentAHitman.com. Now, she’s going to prison.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2021/11/22/rent-a-hitman-website/

"Seething and vengeful, Wendy Wein was on the lookout for the professional killer she meant to hire as she waited inside a southeastern Michigan cafe in July 2020.
Wein wanted her ex-husband dead. But she didn’t want to kill him herself and didn’t know anyone she trusted to do it for her. So she did what a lot of people do when they have a job they can’t or don’t want to do themselves — she searched for help on the Internet.
On RentAHitman.com.
What Wein found was presumably reassuring. The website promised her confidentiality. It boasted of industry awards. It showed off testimonials of satisfied customers, including one from Laura S., who had “caught my husband cheating with the babysitter.” The website bragged about complying with HIPPA, which it said was “the Hitman Information Privacy & Protection Act of 1964,” a nod to the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, or HIPAA, the law passed in 1996 to protect patients’ medical information."

Industry awards for hitmen  ;D
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #728 on: 23 November, 2021, 01:14:43 pm »
Or one that stupid really does need locking up for the safety of everyone else.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #729 on: 23 November, 2021, 01:23:01 pm »
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-59342016


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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #730 on: 23 November, 2021, 04:18:43 pm »
Well, über does sorta mean high.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #731 on: 10 December, 2021, 09:42:54 am »

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #732 on: 10 December, 2021, 10:00:30 am »
...and get into the rough, according to Google Translate.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #733 on: 10 December, 2021, 12:00:05 pm »
BBC: Saudi camel beauty pageant cracks down on cosmetic enhancements

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More than 40 camels have been disqualified from Saudi Arabia's beauty pageant for receiving Botox injections and other cosmetic enhancements.

The contest is a highlight of the King Abdulaziz Camel Festival, where $66m (£45m) in prize money is at stake.

Key attributes include long, droopy lips, a big nose and a shapely hump.

Judges used "advanced" technology to uncover tampering with camels on a scale not seen before, the state-run Saudi Press Agency (SPA) reported.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-middle-east-59593001
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #734 on: 10 December, 2021, 01:42:28 pm »
Do the contestants have to sleep with the judges?
There's no vibrations, but wait.

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #736 on: 15 December, 2021, 02:08:43 pm »
Daft parents, though.  We've been living in The Future long enough for everyone to be fully aware of the ability of seemingly illiterate children with an undeveloped sense of consequences to shoulder-surf passwords and do assorted expensive things online.

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #738 on: 17 December, 2021, 06:56:57 pm »
How many Woo! boxes can you tick at once?
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #739 on: 17 December, 2021, 07:04:59 pm »
Radioactive 5G protection necklaces sounds like SCIENCE-trolling, to me.

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #740 on: 18 December, 2021, 10:41:35 am »
Comments in El Reg:
https://forums.theregister.com/forum/all/2021/12/17/dutch_nuclear_authority_bans_anti5g/

I was going to put this in Super-twat. I do find it (incorrectly?) pleasing. Now, what can we do to the anti-vaxxer pillocks - oh, they'll do it to themselves!
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #741 on: 18 December, 2021, 12:26:05 pm »
Radioactive 5G protection necklaces sounds like SCIENCE-trolling, to me.

Reminds me of something...

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #742 on: 22 December, 2021, 08:31:28 am »
Meanwhile in Alsace a much-heralded Strasbourg bypass, the A355, has been opened, just 60 years after it was first mooted.  It's the first entirely Alsacien autoroute ever to have a péage on it*.  To ensure that a sufficiently large number of unsuspecting tourists etc. fall for it, signage as you travel south has been changed, and the péage-free A35 that has always led, and still leads, into Strasbourg, no longer bears any mention of the fact, carrying only the name of a northern suburb thereof and the names of several towns in Germany that you can branch off to.  The route via the péage is 18 km longer than the old one.

*There are péages to leave the A4, the Autoroute de l'Est, but that's because it comes all the way from Paris.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #743 on: 24 December, 2021, 01:19:01 am »
stand aside, Florida Man -

rather old news now, but Florida Woman may have topped your accomplishments
(and with a nod to the camel beauty contest noted above)

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/communities/westside/article_387e96e6-e46a-11e9-97ba-4b5f9505fd16.html

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #744 on: 24 December, 2021, 07:44:58 am »
Meanwhile in Alsace a much-heralded Strasbourg bypass, the A355, has been opened, just 60 years after it was first mooted.  It's the first entirely Alsacien autoroute ever to have a péage on it*.  To ensure that a sufficiently large number of unsuspecting tourists etc. fall for it, signage as you travel south has been changed, and the péage-free A35 that has always led, and still leads, into Strasbourg, no longer bears any mention of the fact, carrying only the name of a northern suburb thereof and the names of several towns in Germany that you can branch off to.  The route via the péage is 18 km longer than the old one.

*There are péages to leave the A4, the Autoroute de l'Est, but that's because it comes all the way from Paris.
Not much different to the misleading signage and road layout when heading south on the M6.  Everything tries to get you on the M6 Toll, which is of no use whatsoever if you want to get to the M5.

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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #745 on: 24 December, 2021, 08:54:46 pm »
stand aside, Florida Man -

rather old news now, but Florida Woman may have topped your accomplishments
(and with a nod to the camel beauty contest noted above)

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/communities/westside/article_387e96e6-e46a-11e9-97ba-4b5f9505fd16.html
I wonder if the positioning of the No Trespass sign was a deliberate act on the part of the photographer or if it’s a stock photo and therefore a coincidence   ;D
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #747 on: 31 December, 2021, 11:28:57 am »
Insect funerals  ???

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20211224/p2a/00m/0li/068000c

You beat me to it.  I’d heard and seen memorial services for robot pet dogs, but this is new.
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Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #748 on: 04 January, 2022, 10:03:07 am »
Employers using AI to promote love in the pandemic workplace

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20220104/p2g/00m/0bu/010000c

Re: Little Eye On The Crazy World Of Foreigners
« Reply #749 on: 04 January, 2022, 12:16:49 pm »
https://twitter.com/JimCantore/status/1478327150851854336?s=20


A minor traffic jam on US Interstate 95 between Virginia & Washington.  People stuck for up to 15 hours in sub zero temperatures. 
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