As part of my job involves occasionally being on-call, where I have to be within 20 minutes of answering a phone ready to respond like Batman, my turbo gets more use in warmer weather than is preferable. Also, the turbo is good for bad lung days, when I don't want to suddenly find myself running out of steam (or the air to make it) hours form home.
I am not on zwift or some other form of virtual social riding. I ride mostly solitary on the road; I see no reason to change habits when dripping unpleasantly onto a tatty old, cheap, neon pink yoga mat from which spiders are fleeing in the hot-box confines of my living room. These circumstances are why one has streaming services.
After yesterday's torture, I have decided to rate films using kilometres instead of some more subjective measure. Here are yesterday's.
SESSION: 50kms at about 26km/h (I had to run later).
The Woman: Family guy lawyer who secretly harbours a sadistic streak he has passed to his son discovers a feral woman in the woods. Kidnaps her. I read the wikipedia entry at about 4km and decided I did not need that kind of gender-based violence in my life while working out. Or, indeed, ever. Score: 4.1km
Shadow In The Cloud: Looked like Chloe Grace Moretz in a remake of that Twilight Zone about gremlins vandalising a plane mid-flight. By around 11km I had been subjected to enough misogyny and gaslighting, so read the wikipedia entry, which made me furious enough to switch it off. I won't spoil it for you, but there was absolutely no reason for her to be anything other than what she claimed to be at the start of the flight. Nothing would have changed in terms of plot. But, you know, women don't get to be just some badass pilot on a secret mission. They have to have girly reasons for everything. DISAPPOINTING. Score: 11.3-4.1=7.2km
Guns Akimbo: Daniel Radcliffe once more shows he's more interested in weird projects than big budget ones. Code monkey working for some shitty startup making phone games to scam children has a hobby trolling trolls. Trolls an internet phenomenon called Skizm, in which hardcases livestream killing each other while basement-dwelling keyboard warriors cheer them on online. The organiser kidnaps him, bolts a gun to each of his hands, then sends their current top-of-the-leaderboard murdergirl to kill him. Cue shenanigans. Ultra-violent, very sweary, hilarious. Score: 50.1-11.3=38.8km
Sam