Author Topic: Caption it #1900  (Read 1379 times)

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Caption it #1900
« on: 08 September, 2021, 10:28:26 pm »


(heading for a Social Care briefing media allegedly - today's 'i' newspaper)

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
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Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #1 on: 09 September, 2021, 01:18:08 am »
Get in step, you 'orrible little men!
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #2 on: 09 September, 2021, 01:28:24 am »
No evil, no evil, no evil.
It is simpler than it looks.

Mr Larrington

  • A bit ov a lyv wyr by slof standirds
  • Custard Wallah
    • Mr Larrington's Automatic Diary
Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #3 on: 09 September, 2021, 01:36:17 am »
Although the horrible Tory bastards had repeatedly walked on the cracks in the pavement, the BEARS refused to eat them for health reasons.
External Transparent Wall Inspection Operative & Mayor of Mortagne-au-Perche
Satisfying the Bloodlust of the Masses in Peacetime

Regulator

  • That's Councillor Regulator to you...
Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #4 on: 09 September, 2021, 07:35:53 am »
Get the angle right, one bullet would do all three...
Quote from: clarion
I completely agree with Reg.

Green Party Councillor

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #5 on: 09 September, 2021, 08:44:24 am »
Perp walk.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Beardy

  • Shedist
Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #6 on: 09 September, 2021, 09:02:15 am »
Hear no evil, see no evil, speak no evil
For every complex problem in the world, there is a simple and easily understood solution that’s wrong.

meddyg

  • 'You'll have had your tea?'
Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #7 on: 09 September, 2021, 09:04:06 am »
Et tu Brute ?

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #8 on: 09 September, 2021, 10:16:29 am »
Javid checks out an interesting turd in the gutters of Whitehall.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #9 on: 09 September, 2021, 10:55:53 am »
"Quietly, Saj.  I'll stun him with the red box."

Blodwyn Pig

  • what a nice chap
Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #10 on: 09 September, 2021, 03:19:32 pm »
“Three offenders released on probation today”

Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #11 on: 09 September, 2021, 03:27:13 pm »
See no evil, hear no evil and speak no evil out for a walk.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain

Re: Caption it #1900
« Reply #12 on: 09 September, 2021, 04:33:24 pm »
What do these three men have in common?

The first one is a shit.

The second one deals out shit.

The last one treats everyone like shit.
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