Author Topic: To Boldly Go  (Read 834 times)

To Boldly Go
« on: 04 October, 2021, 09:21:06 pm »
Is being 90 a bit old to subject yourself to space travel?
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Kim

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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #1 on: 04 October, 2021, 10:24:51 pm »
Not if you're Captain Kirk.
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Jaded

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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #2 on: 04 October, 2021, 10:26:45 pm »
What we all want to know:

Will he sing when he is up there?
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #3 on: 04 October, 2021, 11:40:39 pm »
Will he go up with 99 red balloons?
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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #4 on: 05 October, 2021, 07:10:26 am »
And will he come back?
the slower you go the more you see

Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #5 on: 05 October, 2021, 07:41:12 am »
He should save himself some hassle and simply say, "Beam me up Scotty.".

Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #6 on: 05 October, 2021, 10:16:30 am »
What we all want to know:

Will he sing when he is up there?
He won't sing.
But he will give his rendition of 'Lucy in the Skies with Diamonds'

Jaded

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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #7 on: 05 October, 2021, 10:22:46 am »
 ;D
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

BrianI

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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #8 on: 05 October, 2021, 07:03:01 pm »
What we all want to know:

Will he sing when he is up there?

Sing? I don't, think William Shat, ner actua,lly, sings! More talk sings...

Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #9 on: 05 October, 2021, 07:23:29 pm »

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #10 on: 05 October, 2021, 07:30:40 pm »
"I'm a rock it man"
top punning there, Shatner!
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #11 on: 05 October, 2021, 07:32:04 pm »
https://youtu.be/Vs8ZoO1Q500

This is the song you get if you're a real space pioneer.
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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #12 on: 05 October, 2021, 08:22:16 pm »
Will he get to drive the tesla round mars ?
the slower you go the more you see

Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #13 on: 06 October, 2021, 01:27:58 pm »
Surely the real question is whether, as he's on his way up, a 23C space-ship will appear from nowhere, grab his ship with a tractor beam, cause it to disintegrate, put him through some unlikely adventures, then go a little further back in time and put him back again so that he has no memory of any of the events? I hope someone will be tracking his ship carefully, that's all I can say.

Mr Larrington

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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #14 on: 06 October, 2021, 06:18:01 pm »
What colour jumper spacesuit will he be wearing?
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cygnet

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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #15 on: 06 October, 2021, 08:01:03 pm »
So he's not going to be one of the Common People for much longer?
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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #16 on: 06 October, 2021, 09:18:39 pm »
What colour jumper spacesuit will he be wearing?

Would you want to be the red shirt guy going with him.

Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #17 on: 09 October, 2021, 07:19:44 am »
Will he get his leg over a green or blue alien trollop while he's there?
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quixoticgeek

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Re: To Boldly Go
« Reply #18 on: 12 October, 2021, 03:09:36 pm »



I do not rate the chances for 3 of the crew...

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