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ian

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #950 on: 12 August, 2021, 05:50:26 pm »
Gambling is the current tobacco, the dirty money which we just couldn't give up cos all sport would somehow go bankrupt without it. Supposedly. But it's all regulated and perfectly safe. See these health warnings! "When the fun stops, stop." So hard hitting!

I imagine that slogan is up there in effectiveness with Just Say No.
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citoyen

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #951 on: 12 August, 2021, 06:17:32 pm »
Down with this sort of thing.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Mr Larrington

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #952 on: 12 August, 2021, 06:28:43 pm »
Careful now.
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #953 on: 04 October, 2021, 11:11:05 am »
Riding a bike through a city is like navigating the collective neural pathways of a vast global mind.

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #954 on: 19 October, 2021, 07:09:51 am »
https://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/19654616.brooklyn-beckham-nicola-peltz-announce-death-much-loved-family-member/

That's what you get for buying a cruelly inbred brachycephalic fashion dog.  Average lifespan 7 years.
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ian

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #955 on: 19 October, 2021, 09:26:11 am »
Indeed, breeding and owning those dogs is little more than animal cruelty.
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Beardy

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #956 on: 22 October, 2021, 09:32:15 am »
BONG Old lady spends night in hospital after feeling unwell BONG
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Jaded

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #957 on: 22 October, 2021, 05:10:55 pm »
BONG Old lady spends night in hospital after feeling unwell BONG

I think you'll find that is the Head of State.
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

Kim

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #958 on: 22 October, 2021, 05:17:32 pm »
And if she dies, it'll be wall-to-wall coverage for weeks, followed by a strict regime of thatched rooves and compulsory Morris dancing.
Careful, Kim. Your sarcasm's showing...

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #959 on: 22 October, 2021, 05:22:48 pm »
Roofs or rooves? I don't know which spelling PC the K2B prefers but I'm sure he'll let us know that he has strong opinions on the matter.
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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #960 on: 22 October, 2021, 05:30:54 pm »




Local paper licking its lips

Jaded

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #961 on: 22 October, 2021, 05:34:24 pm »
I wouldn't call that a paper.
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Regulator

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #963 on: Today at 03:14:37 pm »
As long as she doesn't snuff it at Sandringham I'll be happy.  Otherwise I'll have to go and stand on a freezing station platform...
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TheLurker

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Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #964 on: Today at 04:16:08 pm »
I have this pleasing little daydream where she goes completely rogue, sends her attack corgis in and then starts chopping the heads off members of her Govt who've (royally) pissed her off.

"Go for his throat Tinkles! Oh, who's a *good* gel then?  Take thet, you incompetent little piss-weasel!"  *hack* *chop* *butcher*

Heigh ho, back to real life. :)
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