Yet Another Cycling Forum

Off Topic => The Pub => Topic started by: FatBloke on 28 March, 2008, 04:48:49 pm

Title: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: FatBloke on 28 March, 2008, 04:48:49 pm
... walking down the road the other day. He was about 6ft tall and must have weighed all of 8 stone and around his neck he had a gold chain of such massive proportions that I wondered whether he was just a poor cyclist who had become disoriented during a longish audax.   ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: alecstilleyedye on 28 March, 2008, 04:49:54 pm
spent his giro at argos instead of aldi then  ;D
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: Julian on 28 March, 2008, 04:51:34 pm
We saw some marvellous chavs in the truckers caff at Chatteris on the aborted attempt at an Easter Arrow.

One was, like, actually wearing a Burberry baseball cap and a goldie lookin' chain.

Marvellous.  :D
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: Regulator on 28 March, 2008, 05:14:23 pm
... that's what comes of living in Sarrrrfffffend!
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: Wowbagger on 29 March, 2008, 01:02:21 am
He was about 6 feet tall and weighed 8 stone?

What did you call him? Lardarse?
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: border-rider on 29 March, 2008, 02:59:31 pm
and a goldie lookin' chain.

Marvellous.  :D

Marvellous indeed

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ygN8H3kI1qE&feature=related
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: Really Ancien on 29 March, 2008, 03:17:44 pm
We saw some marvellous chavs in the truckers caff at Chatteris on the aborted attempt at an Easter Arrow.

One was, like, actually wearing a Burberry baseball cap and a goldie lookin' chain.

Marvellous.  :D

In my dreamworld there is 'yet another chav forum' where I can find out what he must have made of you lot.

Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: Julian on 29 March, 2008, 06:04:15 pm
Oh, there is. (http://www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/index.php?page=2)

;)
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: FatBloke on 29 March, 2008, 06:05:32 pm
I really wish you hadn't dragged that up!   :( :(
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: Really Ancien on 30 March, 2008, 06:42:12 pm
Oh, there is. (http://www.barryboys.co.uk/mx/index.php?page=2)

;)
Almost worth signing up to mention you lot on it.
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: Andydauddwr on 30 March, 2008, 06:49:58 pm
He was probably on his way to the spaceship...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MCiCsoIM470

AC
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: PGtips on 31 March, 2008, 07:51:54 pm
He was probably on his way to the spaceship...

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MCiCsoIM470

AC

if only there where such a place...
Title: Re: I saw a chav ... ...
Post by: C-3PO on 31 March, 2008, 10:20:30 pm
Good evening, Masters.  I like bling as much as the next protocol droid, as you can see from my golden physiognomy, although to my ongoing disgust, Lizzie Duke haven't yet opened a Tatooine branch.  It must be due to the swingeing protection money demanded by the Hutt.

Anyway, to the point.  Artoo and myself, being droids of the highest breeding, enjoy a joke at the expense of the lower orders as much as anyone, but in order to avoid any accusations of snobbishness and to maintain a diversity of discussion in The Pub, we ask you to make this the sole chav-specific thread so we will know exactly where to source our amusing oil-bath anecdotes.

I must dash - my landspeeder has just been fitted with a pumping sound system, and Artoo and I are going croozin'.

Best

Threepio