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Torslanda

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #425 on: 19 December, 2014, 09:39:54 pm »
Because. Wisdom.
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #426 on: 19 December, 2014, 09:42:41 pm »
P38 car body filler is your frend.

Basil

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #427 on: 19 January, 2015, 06:52:24 pm »
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Kim

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #428 on: 19 January, 2015, 08:22:03 pm »
That Lycra for camels exists

https://twitter.com/RDRonaldauthor/status/557146477517348864?s=09

I predict the next post will contain a cameltoe reference...

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #429 on: 08 February, 2015, 10:47:09 pm »
Black Sabbath was the last band to play Darlington Civic Theatre - they created such mayhem that no other band has been booked since.

Some guy told me this at a gig, so it must be true.

Oaky

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #430 on: 09 February, 2015, 03:24:35 am »
I went to a pantomime at the Darlington Civic Theatre over Christmas, featuring the chuckle brothers.
You are in a maze of twisty flat droves, all alike.

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #431 on: 09 February, 2015, 09:11:21 am »
I went to a pantomime at the Darlington Civic Theatre over Christmas, featuring the chuckle brothers.

Oxymoron, no?

David Martin

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #432 on: 09 February, 2015, 09:55:34 am »
That the first programmable computer was build in Germany and ran in 1941. (Konrad Zuse) Predating Turing et al by a good few years. It was built using relays so was very slow compared to the later fully electronic versions.
"By creating we think. By living we learn" - Patrick Geddes

Vince

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #433 on: 09 February, 2015, 10:00:19 am »
I worked with a couple of Hungarians who had previously been working on Russian USSR ICBM launchers. Their targeting computers were based on relays as they aren't effected by EMP.
216km from Marsh Gibbon

Tim Hall

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #434 on: 09 February, 2015, 02:05:48 pm »
I worked with a couple of Hungarians who had previously been working on Russian USSR ICBM launchers. Their targeting computers were based on relays as they aren't effected by EMP.

Years ago the was a TV documentary about how behind the technology curve the USSR was. They cited the case of a MiG something or other that defected/got forced down and how it was jammed full of teeny thermionic valves. Hah, they said, those pesky Soviets and their old technology.

Fast forward a few months and there was another documentary about how the EMP from a nuclear strike will banjax the whole of Western technology.  They then roll out the same story about the defecting MiG, but this time change the ending to show how dastardly clever those pesky Soviets were with their clever EMP-defying technology.
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Andrij

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #435 on: 09 February, 2015, 02:29:47 pm »
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Vince

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #436 on: 09 February, 2015, 05:05:33 pm »
Apparently the relays weren't that reliable, because they were explaining the difficulties of doing the calculation manually, including allowing for the target moving between launch and arrival.
216km from Marsh Gibbon

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #437 on: 09 February, 2015, 08:36:24 pm »
I went to a pantomime at the Darlington Civic Theatre over Christmas, featuring the chuckle brothers.

Oxymoron, no?

Oh, no it isn't!

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #438 on: 16 February, 2015, 10:27:39 pm »
Quote
On April, 1970, the Grumman Aerospace Corporation—manufacturers of the Lunar Module—sent a $312,421.24 bill to North American Rockwell—who made the service module that malfunctioned in the Apollo 13 mission—for towing services.

 ;D

http://sploid.gizmodo.com/the-only-fun-fact-about-apollo-13s-dramatic-failure-is-1686124526
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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #439 on: 16 February, 2015, 10:41:26 pm »
MiG-25.

Balenko's MiG-25 wasn't the only Soviet plane that the West got to have a very good look at:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/4477th_Test_and_Evaluation_Squadron
"He who fights monsters should see to it that he himself does not become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you." ~ Freidrich Neitzsche

Ruthie

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #440 on: 18 February, 2015, 10:11:21 pm »
Peter Dean, who played Pete Beale in Eastenders, is not dead after all.
Milk please, no sugar.

mcshroom

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #441 on: 18 February, 2015, 10:12:46 pm »
Whereas poor Tony Hart has died again
Climbs like a sprinter, sprints like a climber!

Andrij

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #442 on: 14 March, 2015, 09:55:25 pm »
The origin of the Alabama Song.  Until this evening, I only knew cover by The Doors.
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

clarion

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #443 on: 15 March, 2015, 09:58:51 am »
You amaze me, Andrij.  I thought you would have been sure to know.
Getting there...

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #444 on: 27 March, 2015, 07:16:09 am »
If you're lying on your back in bed, and there is a cat standing on your chest demanding attention, turf him off before you start to stroke him otherwise you'll get cat drool in your mouth.
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.


Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #445 on: 27 March, 2015, 10:51:52 am »
If you're lying on your back in bed, and there is a cat standing on your chest demanding attention, turf him off before you start to stroke him otherwise you'll get cat drool in your mouth.

I had an unpleasant awakening this morning when my cat actually licked my tongue while I was asleep with my mouth slightly open  :-[
I am not quite sure what I have learned from this.

Andrij

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #446 on: 27 March, 2015, 12:07:26 pm »
Keep cats out of the bedroom?
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #447 on: 27 March, 2015, 12:48:44 pm »
Keep cats out of the bedroom?

Not if you expect to have any carpet left outside the bedroom door by the morning  ;D

ian

Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #448 on: 30 March, 2015, 11:22:53 am »
Keep cats out of the bedroom?

If I slept in a bank vault they'd blow the bloody doors off. There's no keeping them out. Bad Cat's latest morning thing is waiting for my wife to leave and then coming in and punching me on the shoulder while miaowing loudly. This is to get me to extend my arm so she can monorail and rest her chin on my hand. She wasn't giving my arm back this morning, instead as I tried to pull my hand free she simply clamped her jaws around it and refused to let go.

Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: what I have learned today.
« Reply #449 on: 30 March, 2015, 11:42:10 am »
Keep cats out of the bedroom?

Not if you expect to have any carpet left outside the bedroom door by the morning  ;D
I don't have carpet. But I do have a cat who can open all the doors in the flat, and if I lock the bedroom door he either hurls himself against the door, yowling furiously, or he sits at the door crying piteously. He's generally very little trouble in the bedroom at night   
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.