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Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #27 on: 05 May, 2021, 04:22:42 pm »
Is it a racing bike?  A TT bike?  A tourer (it seems to have mudguards)?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/287603509508534/

It's TERRIFYING!
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Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #28 on: 05 May, 2021, 04:46:25 pm »
Is it a racing bike?  A TT bike?  A tourer (it seems to have mudguards)?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/287603509508534/

It's TERRIFYING!

Stuning!
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

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Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #29 on: 06 May, 2021, 03:16:17 pm »
Is it a racing bike?  A TT bike?  A tourer (it seems to have mudguards)?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/287603509508534/

It's TERRIFYING!
I believe it is a triathlon bike with the kickstand included to allow social distancing in transition area. Vital grams have been saved by avoiding handlebar tape.

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Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #30 on: 06 May, 2021, 04:11:37 pm »
Aberdeen, too.  Now that's optimistic.
When my sister took us to a very nice beach very close to Aberdeen, I was surprised that there were topless ‘sun’ bathers in evidence. The on;y time I’ve seen such in the U.K. 
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Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #31 on: 06 May, 2021, 05:04:03 pm »
Aberdeen, too.  Now that's optimistic.
When my sister took us to a very nice beach very close to Aberdeen, I was surprised that there were topless ‘sun’ bathers in evidence. The on;y time I’ve seen such in the U.K.
You've never been to Scotland when the sun's out(ish) and the rains off have you.

It's literally called "taps aff" weather.
The women are usually more cautious abiut it though.

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Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #32 on: 06 May, 2021, 07:28:28 pm »
This popped up on my local feed


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Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #33 on: 07 May, 2021, 10:36:21 am »
Is it a racing bike?  A TT bike?  A tourer (it seems to have mudguards)?

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/287603509508534/

It's TERRIFYING!
I believe it is a triathlon bike with the kickstand included to allow social distancing in transition area. Vital grams have been saved by avoiding handlebar tape.
It's a drag bike. In both senses: it's a triathlon bike dressed up as a tourer, a commuter dressed up as a time trials bike, or... take your pick. But it's also a drag bike because the photos show the bottled gas propulsion system!
Riding a bike through a city is like navigating the collective neural pathways of a vast global mind.

citoyen

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Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #34 on: 07 May, 2021, 12:24:57 pm »
This popped up on my local feed

Do you live in Royston Vasey?
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

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citoyen

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Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #37 on: 08 July, 2021, 04:00:09 pm »
It's the caption that really makes it.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

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Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #38 on: 08 July, 2021, 05:17:33 pm »
Seller, Harold Steptoe.
Do not clench. It only makes it worse.

Re: Facebook Marketplace horrors
« Reply #39 on: 03 September, 2021, 02:07:26 pm »
Screenshot_20210903-140508_Firefox by rogerzilla, on Flickr

He should be locked up.  Cycling Proficiency, what a weirdo
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