Author Topic: Autumn  (Read 2982 times)

Wowbagger

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Re: Autumn
« Reply #25 on: 03 September, 2021, 02:45:05 pm »
The leaves are starting to yellow in the wood opposite my window.

You're going to have to stop pissing out the window at night.

How appallingly vulgar!
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quixoticgeek

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Re: Autumn
« Reply #26 on: 03 September, 2021, 03:00:11 pm »

After the tail end of August being bloody cold. It's now blue skies and beautiful warm weather...

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Re: Autumn
« Reply #27 on: 03 September, 2021, 03:02:10 pm »
The leaves are starting to yellow in the wood opposite my window.

You're going to have to stop pissing out the window at night.

Why?

Anyway here's some other light relief

All the ways leaves will f**k you up this autumn] All the ways leaves will fuck you up this autumn


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UNFORTUNATELY it’s autumn, which means dead bits of trees are falling from their branches. Here’s how they plan to ruin your life:

Dickheads think they look nice

See one autumn, you’ve seen them all. Yeah, the occasional Japanese maple looks spectacular, but mostly the leaves go brown and that’s it. Though you’ll undoubtedly get stuck walking behind some prick taking endless photos of them with a massive camera.
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Re: Autumn
« Reply #28 on: 03 September, 2021, 08:10:23 pm »
The leaves are starting to yellow in the wood opposite my window.

You're going to have to stop pissing out the window at night.

Why?

Anyway here's some other light relief

All the ways leaves will f**k you up this autumn] All the ways leaves will fuck you up this autumn


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UNFORTUNATELY it’s autumn, which means dead bits of trees are falling from their branches. Here’s how they plan to ruin your life:

Dickheads think they look nice

See one autumn, you’ve seen them all. Yeah, the occasional Japanese maple looks spectacular, but mostly the leaves go brown and that’s it. Though you’ll undoubtedly get stuck walking behind some prick taking endless photos of them with a massive camera.

What really pisses me off is dog turds hidden under the leaves.

Re: Autumn
« Reply #29 on: 03 September, 2021, 08:29:51 pm »
..and leaf mould can be very slippery anyway. Take care on the corners.

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ian

Re: Autumn
« Reply #30 on: 03 September, 2021, 09:15:38 pm »
Camouflage bears are worse.

Basil

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Re: Autumn
« Reply #31 on: 09 September, 2021, 10:16:17 am »
Blimey.  That was sudden.   I pulled back the curtains this morning and there it was.
Bloody mists and sodding mellow fruitfulness.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Autumn
« Reply #32 on: 09 September, 2021, 10:25:21 am »
Rotting quetsch in the gutter, elderberries fermenting on the branch, purple birdshit on our front steps.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Re: Autumn
« Reply #33 on: 09 September, 2021, 12:36:45 pm »
Evicted second even more huge spider last night. Daughter No 1 is coming to stay next week, she would have had hissy fit.
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Re: Autumn
« Reply #34 on: 09 September, 2021, 06:43:22 pm »
Blimey.  That was sudden.   I pulled back the curtains this morning and there it was.
Bloody mists and sodding mellow fruitfulness.

No yellow leaves? Some of ours are golden now :smug:
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FifeingEejit

  • Not Small
Re: Autumn
« Reply #35 on: 09 September, 2021, 06:58:37 pm »
Extended summer here in Scotland.

We seem to be getting autumnal mornings an summer afternoons.

Dull and grey here yesterday and today.

Glorious sunshine in NW Scotland.

Yesterday I was over dressed for the temperatures, today I needed to put my jumper on.

I fear it won't be long until the heating turns on.

T42

  • Apprentice geezer
Re: Autumn
« Reply #36 on: 10 September, 2021, 09:30:16 am »
Evicted second even more huge spider last night. Daughter No 1 is coming to stay next week, she would have had hissy fit.

Ours likes them.  And our son once spent a jolly afternoon painting ants different colours and following them round the garden.

Autumn? Oh, sorry, please carry on.
I've dusted off all those old bottles and set them up straight

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: Autumn
« Reply #37 on: 10 September, 2021, 10:36:47 am »
Spiders are fascinating creatures.
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Re: Autumn
« Reply #38 on: 10 September, 2021, 11:39:57 am »
I have a photo of her  as a child holding a Taratula in the palm of her hand. As an adult she can bathroom scream for England.
Get a bicycle. You will never regret it, if you live- Mark Twain