Newsagents, stationers, poundshops and assorted retailers of West London:
You sell many items. You thrive on variety. There is little that cannot be sourced along the Uxbridge Road by the determined shopper.
However, whilst I acknowledge the surge in popularity of homegrown veg, keeping chickens, starting allotments and even the odd pig here and there, take it from me. None of you are selling 2010 dairies as advertised.
H'mkay?