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Wowbagger

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #575 on: 25 December, 2009, 10:11:38 am »
From the BBC's news website here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8427671.stm

'The thief is thought to have drove off towards the New Theatre'
Not any more!  :thumbsup:
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He is thought to have driven down Park Grove towards the New Theatre before abandoning the car in Park Place.
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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #576 on: 25 December, 2009, 01:19:52 pm »
Works canteen:
"The increase in VAT will effect prices"

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #577 on: 25 December, 2009, 02:29:48 pm »
From the BBC's news website here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8427671.stm

'The thief is thought to have drove off towards the New Theatre'
Not any more!  :thumbsup:
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He is thought to have driven down Park Grove towards the New Theatre before abandoning the car in Park Place.

The caption under the little map is as I posted earlier. Checked at 1420 Christmas Day.

Wowbagger

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #578 on: 25 December, 2009, 10:43:19 pm »
From the BBC's news website here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8427671.stm

'The thief is thought to have drove off towards the New Theatre'
Not any more!  :thumbsup:
Quote
He is thought to have driven down Park Grove towards the New Theatre before abandoning the car in Park Place.

The caption under the little map is as I posted earlier. Checked at 1420 Christmas Day.

Oh, beg pardon. I didn't look at that.
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hellymedic

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #579 on: 25 December, 2009, 11:59:57 pm »
From the BBC's news website here:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/8427671.stm

'The thief is thought to have drove off towards the New Theatre'
Not any more!  :thumbsup:
Quote
He is thought to have driven down Park Grove towards the New Theatre before abandoning the car in Park Place.

The caption under the little map is as I posted earlier. Checked at 1420 Christmas Day.

Oh, beg pardon. I didn't look at that.

Well, I should have been more specific. I still think it is most cringeworthy.


Euan Uzami

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #580 on: 26 December, 2009, 01:33:15 pm »
THe Bloody Broad casting Corporation!

Temperatures are neither hot nor cold. Not even "best. They are either low or high.

And, Martha Fecking-Carney, what does "unpassable" mean? That one cannot defecate it, or that a vehicle can't go a long it (as of road)? Try "impassable".

Reminds me of a sign stuck in the leisure centre, outlining the customer charter - promising that floors will be kept clean, etc.
...
"8. Floors will be kept clean.
9. Temperatures will be kept at an ambient level for all.
..."
 ;D ;D

hellymedic

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #581 on: 27 December, 2009, 08:59:06 pm »
Another from Auntie

<<I lift the heavy German bread into two baskets - souvenirs of our local bakery in Paris - and omit a sigh. >>

No, you emit a sigh.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/from_our_own_correspondent/8420917.stm

In the same article, a photo has this caption. <<A visit to the sweetshop on Rue Vavin often ended in a family fued>>

I suppose this is a misspelling but I expect better from Auntie.

It's a shame a good report is spoiled this way.

citoyen

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #582 on: 27 December, 2009, 11:29:15 pm »
During the opening credits of the new Sherlock Holmes film, a newspaper front page flashes up on the screen, with the headline:

"Sherlock Holmes aides police"

Gah!

But I'm glad I didn't get up and walk out of the cinema right then - it was actually a pretty decent film despite that.

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #583 on: 28 December, 2009, 12:30:50 am »
Yes, I saw it today and really enjoyed it. It was a shame that the audience didn't laugh at it as much as I did!  ;D
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citoyen

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #584 on: 28 December, 2009, 12:40:03 am »
I laughed a lot. But not as much as the woman in the row behind me.

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #585 on: 28 December, 2009, 07:28:58 pm »
At my sister's this week I dipped into The Lynne Truss Book*.

I confess I learned a lot and found it well written and entertaining. Is this the beginning of the end for me?

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #586 on: 28 December, 2009, 08:30:46 pm »
During the opening credits of the new Sherlock Holmes film, a newspaper front page flashes up on the screen, with the headline:

"Sherlock Holmes aides police"

Gah!


I noticed that, but I wasn't sure it that was how it was back then.


But I'm glad I didn't get up and walk out of the cinema right then - it was actually a pretty decent film despite that.

d.


Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #587 on: 28 December, 2009, 08:35:57 pm »
At my sister's this week I dipped into The Lynne Truss Book*.

I confess I learned a lot and found it well written and entertaining. Is this the beginning of the end for me?

*For it shall bring bad luck upon those who utter its full name.
I own a copy, & have read it. How far down the road to perdition am I?
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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #588 on: 28 December, 2009, 11:32:07 pm »
At my sister's this week I dipped into The Lynne Truss Book*.

I confess I learned a lot and found it well written and entertaining. Is this the beginning of the end for me?

*For it shall bring bad luck upon those who utter its full name.
I own a copy, & have read it. How far down the road to perdition am I?

Me too.  I keep my copy at work and have been known to suggest that some of our graduates might benefit from it.  I am, however, considered by some an extremist on this topic.  They do come to me for advice/ adjudication though.
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citoyen

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #589 on: 05 January, 2010, 02:47:12 pm »
Semantics rather than grammar, but doesn't deserve its own thread...

While in Ikea the other day, I saw a sign saying: "If you want to know where something is, ask a co-worker."

Next day in the office, I asked the chap at the desk next to mine: "Where are the Billy bookcases?" He didn't have a clue what I was on about.

Perhaps I should have asked a member of staff. Or maybe the sign was aimed at Ikea employees rather than customers.

d.
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Gandalf

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #590 on: 05 January, 2010, 04:27:20 pm »
What's wrong with 'colleague' all of a sudden?  Probably invented by the same smeg juggler who decided that 'slippery' should be replaced with 'slippy' ...............aarrrggghh!

citoyen

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #591 on: 05 January, 2010, 04:48:02 pm »
What's wrong with 'colleague' all of a sudden?

"Colleague" would have been equally wrong in this instance.

I have no problem with, say, John Lewis describing members of staff as "Partners" because that term is not necessarily contingent on my relationship with them as a customer of the store.

But "co-worker" (or indeed "colleague") implies a status that is shared by me (the customer) and the employee, and no such status exists.

d.
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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #592 on: 05 January, 2010, 04:50:02 pm »
Comrade would do.. ;)
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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #593 on: 05 January, 2010, 04:54:56 pm »
I prefer cow-orker.  Another fave internetism.
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Gandalf

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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #594 on: 05 January, 2010, 05:12:37 pm »
What's wrong with 'colleague' all of a sudden?

"Colleague" would have been equally wrong in this instance.

I have no problem with, say, John Lewis describing members of staff as "Partners" because that term is not necessarily contingent on my relationship with them as a customer of the store.

But "co-worker" (or indeed "colleague") implies a status that is shared by me (the customer) and the employee, and no such status exists.

d.


Quite so, but I was proceeding on the basis that the notice was intetended for staff rather than punters.

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #595 on: 05 January, 2010, 08:38:57 pm »
Oh look, we are back to colleague announcements ;D

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #596 on: 05 January, 2010, 08:57:29 pm »
Since we are on inappropriate use of words, here's a philosophical question for you.

Some years ago we were told that British manufacturing industry had been destroyed, and we were now a service economy. Ever since then, very strange things have been happening in marketing.

In particular the financial services industry, which is called that because, er, it offers services, keeps going on about its products. Since when was a bank account a product? If the bank goes bust, it's not there any more. That's because they are selling you the promise of a service, rather than a product that (like a car) you have whether they are still there or not.*

Conversely, though, and more understandably, companies that do have products will try to differentiate themselves on the basis that they offer better service.

Is there anybody who has the confidence to admit what they really offer, instead of trying to be somebody else ;D

*Actually, you don't care whether the so-called product is still there. It was always secondary. It's your money that you want.

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #597 on: 05 January, 2010, 09:11:09 pm »
Pop along to page 45 and 46 on the snowing thread - that is where it is all happening.

Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #598 on: 05 January, 2010, 09:24:51 pm »
Pop along to page 45 and 46 on the snowing thread - that is where it is all happening.
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Re: Grammar that makes you cringe
« Reply #599 on: 05 January, 2010, 10:26:25 pm »
Pop along to page 45 and 46 on the snowing thread - that is where it is all happening.

I came over here just to see if it had migrated  ;D