(Tolchocks gulliver repeatedly against desk in the vain hope that the Stupids will commit suicide before the world ends in 2012)
Are you, Mr Sumara, the sort of person who sends hate mail to actors because they portray a dislikeable oik on the television? Do you believe that someone, somewhere, really did shoot JR, and should be sent to prison for it? Do you actually think that all Catholic priests are like Father Jack?
It's made up, dolt.