Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 378088 times)

Wowbagger

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #675 on: 22 July, 2014, 11:33:00 pm »
'The education lawyer said: "It was a little bit surprising, I don't think I've ever seen anything like it before - that's for sure."'

That's what Michael Gove has done for us!

I would imagine what happened was that someone instructed that a picture of Michael Gove be printed on the chocolate bar and someone else made a perfectly understandable mistake.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #678 on: 25 July, 2014, 12:26:42 pm »
Feral cat sneaks into house, fights back when approached.

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/devil-cats-rampage-ends-thanks-19608/

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #679 on: 25 July, 2014, 01:16:20 pm »
Are we sure this isn't Ham's new cat?

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #680 on: 26 July, 2014, 09:00:55 pm »
Yes, it's the most YACF local news story ever.

http://www.swindonadvertiser.co.uk/news/11367749.Police_warning_after_cyclist_is_attacked_by_badger/

The comments are what you'd expect...
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #681 on: 26 July, 2014, 11:48:03 pm »
The comments are definitely a cut above the normal stuff.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #682 on: 27 July, 2014, 08:49:06 am »
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #683 on: 29 July, 2014, 12:01:20 am »

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #684 on: 01 August, 2014, 11:16:15 pm »
That's enough to traumatise any dog.

And finally, dog traumatised.

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #685 on: 02 August, 2014, 09:31:05 am »
Jedi light sabres in Bristol.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-28610691

mind you, this could be in the grammar thread.

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Suspected human body parts have been found at a recycling plant in Bristol.

The force was called to the Biffa depot in Avonmouth at approximately 11:00 BST after being alerted by staff.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #686 on: 02 August, 2014, 10:58:34 am »
Jedi light sabres in Bristol.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-bristol-28610691

mind you, this could be in the grammar thread.

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Suspected human body parts have been found at a recycling plant in Bristol.

The force was called to the Biffa depot in Avonmouth at approximately 11:00 BST after being alerted by staff.

I was just going to post almost exactly the same  :thumbsup:

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #687 on: 06 August, 2014, 02:56:57 pm »
Suspected burglar of bike shop & pursuing policeman both run over by police car: suspect killed, policeman taken to hospital.

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/local-news/wokingham-road-reopened-after-fatal-7571401

It happened about 200 metres from here.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #688 on: 06 August, 2014, 05:47:05 pm »
Suspected burglar of bike shop & pursuing policeman both run over by police car: suspect killed, policeman taken to hospital.

http://www.getreading.co.uk/news/local-news/wokingham-road-reopened-after-fatal-7571401

It happened about 200 metres from here.

I used to live over the sewing machine shop (Sew Divine) next door to that bike shop.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #689 on: 06 August, 2014, 11:06:01 pm »
Still there.

The poor bloke killed by the cop car may have been an innocent passer by.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #690 on: 07 August, 2014, 09:52:41 am »
It was a day like any other in Ireland, only it wasn't raining

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #691 on: 07 August, 2014, 12:04:04 pm »
We are making a New World (Paul Nash, 1918)

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #692 on: 07 August, 2014, 12:07:26 pm »
From one of the supporting docs:

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When sewage sludge passes from one person to another the Environmental Protection (Duty of Care) Regulations apply.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #693 on: 08 August, 2014, 10:05:03 am »
Burgler caught wearing victims underwear

http://www.leaderlive.co.uk/news/136562/deeside-burglar-caught-in-victim-s-underwear.aspx

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #694 on: 08 August, 2014, 10:14:43 am »
Woolly thermals for shear warmth?

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #695 on: 14 August, 2014, 03:26:44 pm »
We are making a New World (Paul Nash, 1918)

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #696 on: 14 August, 2014, 11:09:58 pm »

Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #697 on: 15 August, 2014, 12:38:59 am »
 :thumbsup: ;D
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #698 on: 15 August, 2014, 08:19:47 pm »
Lol
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #699 on: 15 August, 2014, 11:18:15 pm »
That's a great relief. My parents lived in Lincolnshire about 18 years ago and I've been worrying about them recently. 

Of course, we do have an Ebola epidemic at an asylum seekers' detention centre but the government is keeping that quiet in case the editor of the Daily Express has a heart attack in excitement
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