Author Topic: Little Eye On The Provinces  (Read 379179 times)

Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #875 on: 05 June, 2015, 07:08:04 pm »
That takes the biscuits.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #876 on: 05 June, 2015, 07:56:05 pm »
Sounds a bit jammy dodger.
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #877 on: 09 June, 2015, 10:10:33 am »
Do you know any women wearing a blue rabbit onesie with Evelyn tattooed on their hand?

If so Preston police would like a chat

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/rabbit-onesie-minions-burglaries-hunt-9412281

"She is described as white, aged approximately mid 40’s with dyed red/ purplish coloured hair that was described as greasy.
She was wearing a blue rabbit onesie, a yellow Minions rucksack, a dark blue puffa jacket and she was carrying a black sleeping bag with her.
She appeared gaunt with scabs on her face and a tattoo along the side of her hand of the name ‘Evelyn’."

Should be one hell of an identity parade.

Also a desperate burglary

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/news/liverpool-news/doner-meat-thieves-raid-wallasey-9414609
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clarion

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #878 on: 09 June, 2015, 11:16:25 am »
Meat raffle in the pub down the road?
Getting there...


Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #880 on: 13 June, 2015, 12:43:15 am »
Aaah, the only newspaper which has ever put my photo on the front page.

Well, I say "my" photo, but there were quite a few others also in it, & although I was at the front, so were some of the others, & it was really just luck that I ended up near the middle, & I was only 12 . . . 






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Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #881 on: 13 June, 2015, 12:40:58 pm »
It is simpler than it looks.

hellymedic

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #882 on: 13 June, 2015, 01:00:30 pm »
Do you get different change with Old Money?

Cudzoziemiec

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #883 on: 13 June, 2015, 02:04:00 pm »
St Matthew's Court is what used to be my primary school.
Fact, even if you didn't care!
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hellymedic

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #884 on: 13 June, 2015, 02:42:09 pm »
She would have been 103 on July 6, which year? 2023?

Steph

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #885 on: 13 June, 2015, 03:05:33 pm »
Mae angen arnaf i byw, a fe fydda'i

ian

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #886 on: 15 June, 2015, 12:29:08 pm »
In a more distant province I was browsing the local newspaper as I waited to fly home and

http://mwnation.com/man-wets-himself-at-bank/

the graphic goes on to explain, in case the headline left you with any doubts.

Mind you, if you've ever dealt with African bureaucracy, you'd sympathise.

Feanor

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #887 on: 16 June, 2015, 05:37:13 pm »
Sweets and knitted hats stolen from Canna's shop

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-highlands-islands-33151886


Jaded

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #889 on: 18 June, 2015, 10:09:31 pm »
She should just get in it, go forward a few years then see who is with her.

Then go back to now and find that person.
It is simpler than it looks.

Kim

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #890 on: 18 June, 2015, 10:59:39 pm »

Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #891 on: 19 June, 2015, 09:43:05 am »
not quite the provinces.. more like radio 2 yesterday.

apparently a tiger was shot dead AND Killed by marksmen after attacking a person....

mcshroom

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #892 on: 19 June, 2015, 11:01:53 am »
Can't be too careful with these dangerous zoo animals ;)
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #894 on: 23 June, 2015, 11:52:11 pm »

billplumtree

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #895 on: 29 June, 2015, 01:06:05 pm »

Vince

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #896 on: 29 June, 2015, 03:12:13 pm »
I think that wins the thread!
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #897 on: 03 July, 2015, 07:10:24 am »

"A man who illegally sold tissues on a train appears in this week’s round-up from Aylesbury Magistrates’ Court.

MENIX SALI, 40, of Braemar Avenue, London. On April 28 in Aylesbury, while on a railway and without the written permission of the operator, sold tissues. Pleaded guilty. Fined £100, criminal courts charge £150, costs £85, victim surcharge £20."
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Eccentrica Gallumbits

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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #898 on: 03 July, 2015, 12:37:56 pm »
Victim surcharge? Was there a licensed tissue seller who was undercut or something?
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Re: Little Eye On The Provinces
« Reply #899 on: 03 July, 2015, 01:24:07 pm »
Victim surcharge? Was there a licensed tissue seller who was undercut or something?

Just "one of those things I think. Another case, where are guy caused an accident and killed his best mate who was in the back of his van. Mates wife pleads his case and ask's that he doesn't go to jail. Guy pleads guilty at first opportunity, is distraught over mates death. Gets sent on a "restoratative justice" course as part of his punishment. WTF?  :-\
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