re Somerset Yoghurt attack; I did read down to see what the good readers thought; they were as appalled as I was
"Firstly, I think everyone should stop milking this for a cheap gag. It's given me a real sour taste in the mouth. The road's been closed to allow the forensics team to investigate the cream scene. On interviewing the chief detective, they said "nothing's got past ur eyes. It's obviously part of the bigger movement - we are after the big cheese"... They won't get a-whey with this one! Poor woman, curdled with fear."
'Some guy had the cheek to throw yogurt at that woman? How dairy?'
'It's this kind of unprovoked aggression that makes my stomach churn'
These people are obviously very cultured!!
