Author Topic: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG  (Read 111952 times)

LEE

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #75 on: 06 October, 2013, 12:30:03 pm »
BONG.....

Sinead O'Connor tells Miley Cyrus to stop acting like a slag

BONG.....

Miley Cyrus tells Sinead O'Connor that she's a nut-job.

That was the not news.

LEE

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #76 on: 07 November, 2013, 04:52:09 pm »
BONG!

Spies Spy.

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #77 on: 07 November, 2013, 05:15:23 pm »
Ah, but within the law!*



* apparently


er, BONG!
Getting there...

mattc

  • n.b. have grown beard since photo taken
    • Didcot Audaxes
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #78 on: 28 November, 2013, 04:51:50 pm »
BONG ...   TV celeb curvy cookery 'expert' may have taken drugs ... BONG

(can anyone tell me why the Beeb see this as having Public Interest?)
Has never ridden RAAM
---------
No.11  Because of the great host of those who dislike the least appearance of "swank " when they travel the roads and lanes. - From Kuklos' 39 Articles

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #79 on: 03 December, 2013, 03:37:41 pm »
Diver says he's in a relationship with a man.

American dies in a car crash somewhere in the USA.
"A woman on a bicycle has all the world before her where to choose; she can go where she will, no man hindering." The Type-Writer Girl, 1897

Jaded

  • The Codfather
  • Formerly known as Jaded
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #80 on: 04 December, 2013, 07:21:56 am »
Downton vs Eastenders at Christmas  :o
If you don't like your democracy, vote against it.

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #81 on: 04 December, 2013, 09:14:39 am »
Dr Who v Corrie at Christmas.
Getting there...

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #82 on: 04 December, 2013, 09:43:52 am »
On BBC TV this morning-Adidas make a football that is round and bouncy. That's novel.

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #83 on: 04 December, 2013, 10:27:29 am »
I'm surprised that wasn't front page of all the papers.
Getting there...

LEE

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #84 on: 04 December, 2013, 12:48:25 pm »
BONG ...   TV celeb curvy cookery 'expert' may have taken drugs ... BONG


BONG....TV celeb curvy cookery 'expert' may not have taken drugs ... BONG

Back to you Saatchi.



At a certain point some "News" stories become "Bong Tennis".

Eccentrica Gallumbits

  • Rock 'n' roll and brew, rock 'n' roll and brew...
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #85 on: 04 December, 2013, 01:13:49 pm »
Dr Who v Corrie at Christmas.
That's easy. Watch Doctor Who, record Corrie, then when you watch the recording you can ffwd through the ads. Besides, anyone who's been watching lately can tell you what'll be happening. It's pretty obvious they're saving up
(click to show/hide)
for the Christmas episodes.
My feminist marxist dialectic brings all the boys to the yard.


clarion

  • Tyke
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #86 on: 04 December, 2013, 01:17:22 pm »
I thought it was even easier than that (though I suspect TGL will, for once, be trying to find someone with a TV to visit).
Getting there...

LEE

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #87 on: 04 December, 2013, 01:18:14 pm »
Dr Who v Corrie at Christmas.
That's easy. Watch Doctor Who, record Corrie, then when you watch the recording you can ffwd through the ads. Besides, anyone who's been watching lately can tell you what'll be happening. It's pretty obvious they're saving up
(click to show/hide)
for the Christmas episodes.

Agreed.  What is it about Soaps that they save up all their...

(click to show/hide)

...for the Christmas episode?


LEE

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #88 on: 04 December, 2013, 05:06:19 pm »
BONG ...   TV celeb curvy cookery 'expert' may have taken drugs ... BONG


BONG....TV celeb curvy cookery 'expert' may not have taken drugs ... BONG

Back to you Saatchi.



At a certain point some "News" stories become "Bong Tennis".

BONG.....TV celeb curvy cookery 'expert' DID take drugs but only briefly ... BONG

Pingu

  • Put away those fiery biscuits!
  • Mrs Pingu's domestique
    • the Igloo
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #89 on: 04 December, 2013, 10:21:24 pm »
I thought it was even easier than that ...

+1, as they say on that interwebs they have these days.


contango

  • NB have not grown beard since photo was taken
  • The Fat And The Furious
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #91 on: 05 December, 2013, 10:44:14 am »

Celebrity gains pilot license. BONG. Who cares?
Always carry a small flask of whisky in case of snakebite. And, furthermore, always carry a small snake.

Cudzoziemiec

  • Моя планета голубая, я люблю тебя и обнимаю
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #92 on: 05 December, 2013, 10:58:26 am »
Celebrity hugs boyfriend.
Riding a bike through a city is like navigating the collective neural pathways of a vast global mind.

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #93 on: 11 December, 2013, 08:11:40 am »
Bored people take selfie.  BONG!
Getting there...

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #94 on: 12 December, 2013, 04:45:20 pm »
Prominent wazzock flaps his jaw about current court case.  BONG!
Getting there...

LEE

Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #95 on: 01 January, 2014, 02:33:36 pm »
"A giant yellow rubber duck on display in a Taiwanese port has burst in unexplained circumstances."...BONG!


Quote
Last month a similar duck was damaged elsewhere in Taiwan, when an earthquake triggered a power outage that caused it to deflate.

A third Taiwanese duck was brought ashore in September because of an approaching typhoon.

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #96 on: 01 January, 2014, 02:39:37 pm »
Fireworks bring in New Year  - BONG!

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #97 on: 01 January, 2014, 02:43:56 pm »
"A giant yellow rubber duck on display in a Taiwanese port has burst in unexplained circumstances."...BONG!


Quote
Last month a similar duck was damaged elsewhere in Taiwan, when an earthquake triggered a power outage that caused it to deflate.

A third Taiwanese duck was brought ashore in September because of an approaching typhoon.

Bzzt! https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=31801.msg1618583#msg1618583

mattc

  • n.b. have grown beard since photo taken
    • Didcot Audaxes
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #98 on: 01 January, 2014, 03:41:46 pm »
These ducks certainly aren't "proper" news, but I'd like to think they deserve an "and finally ..." mention within proper news programmes.
Has never ridden RAAM
---------
No.11  Because of the great host of those who dislike the least appearance of "swank " when they travel the roads and lanes. - From Kuklos' 39 Articles

hellymedic

  • Just do it!
Re: BONG ..And Here is the Not News..BONG
« Reply #99 on: 01 January, 2014, 09:29:03 pm »
Babies born on New Year's Day. BONG!