First-World Problems.

[Ruth]

My son used my cake slice to flip his Taste The Difference Burger 

[Mrs Pingu]

My poached eggs were sub optimal because they weren't runny enough.

[hellymedic]

My parents don't have enough freezer space for me to order them a bag of ice from Sainsbury's online store of toothy comestibles.

[ian]

It was too cold for an ice cream, so I had to order a slice of cake instead.

[Eccentrica Gallumbits]

The knives here aren't very good and whenever I get myself a slice of cake, it squashes down instead of slicing.

[Vince]

There wasn't enough milk for cereals this morning so I had to have toast.
There wasn't any Rose's lemon and lime marmalade, so I had to have supermarket own-brand strawberry jam.

[jogler]

There wasn't enough milk for cereals this morning so I had to have toast.
There wasn't any Rose's lemon and lime marmalade, so I had to have supermarket own-brand strawberry jam.

We've got plenty here 'cause I picked up the wrong jar.I wanted Ginger marmalade.

[hellymedic]

There wasn't enough milk for cereals this morning so I had to have toast.
There wasn't any Rose's lemon and lime marmalade, so I had to have supermarket own-brand strawberry jam.

We've got plenty here 'cause I picked up the wrong jar.I wanted Ginger marmalade.

We have a couple of spare jars of Rose's too.
They were on Special Offer and then I stopped eating toast & preserves, in an effort to Lose Weight.

[hellymedic]

I have had no postal deliveries the last couple of days; I was expecting to receive a Graze box and a couple of opera tickets.

[Euan Uzami]

Absolute DISASTER that Waitrose have stopped selling Simply Sausages and I will now have to settle for Heck's.

[hellymedic]

The Graze box has arrived but the opera tickets seem to have gone AWOL. Time to phone the Coliseum...

[hellymedic]

Phoned up the Coliseum. THEY ONLY SEND OUT TICKETS BY SECOND CLASS POST!

WTF
Opera tickets aren't cheap and I paid a booking fee too.
SECOND CLASS!?!
Cheapskates, honestly!

[Ham]

I have just had to substitute marc for kirsch making a clafoutis. Shocking.

[Wowbagger]

It was too cold for an ice cream, so I had to order a slice of cake instead.

Do you live at the South Pole? It's never too cold for an ice cream.

[Deano]

It was too cold for an ice cream, so I had to order a slice of cake instead.

Do you live at the South Pole? It's never too cold for an ice cream.

Indeed. Best ice cream I ever had was wandering through Tabriz on a cold December evening while wearing all of my clothes.

[Andrij]

Fourteen problems solved.

[ian]

It was too cold for an ice cream, so I had to order a slice of cake instead.

Do you live at the South Pole? It's never too cold for an ice cream.

Civilisation depends on the clear demarcation of the two grand seasons: the Time of Ice Cream and the Time of Cake. Woe to those who eat baked alaska any time other than the solstice days, whereupon the ceremonial consumption marks the great transformation.

[Asterix, the former Gaul.]

Proves civilisation is overrated. Who needs it if it's going to be like that?  Apostasy rules! OK!

[andrewc]

I drizzled too much basil infused olive oil on my sliced tomatoes, it pooled on the plate.   I managed to drop a slice of tomato into the pool.    I am now anointed with fragrant oil....      

Luckily I wasn't wearing a shirt....

[rafletcher]

I chose Ice Grey metallic for my new car from the "configurator". Yet when, 3 days later, I went to place the order, I found it had been discontinued, and I had to change to Tornado Grey metallic. Worse still, it'll be ready mid-August, so I'll have to wait another 2 weeks to pick it up in order to get the 64 registration.

[Ruth]

I am now anointed with fragrant oil....

Oh, my!

[Jaded]

My car works 

[ian]

I drizzled too much basil infused olive oil on my sliced tomatoes, it pooled on the plate.   I managed to drop a slice of tomato into the pool.    I am now anointed with fragrant oil....      

Luckily I wasn't wearing a shirt....

I always eat naked too. As I explain to guests, I'm wipe clean but my shirts are not.

[andrewc]

I drizzled too much basil infused olive oil on my sliced tomatoes, it pooled on the plate.   I managed to drop a slice of tomato into the pool.    I am now anointed with fragrant oil....      

Luckily I wasn't wearing a shirt....

I always eat naked too. As I explain to guests, I'm wipe clean but my shirts are not.

Oiled, naked & smelling of Basil........    there's a mental image for you....   

[Jaded]

Last time I smelled of Basil he had just wiped his lurgy glove over my hand. I was ill for a fortnight.