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ElyDave

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1375 on: 20 September, 2016, 09:44:37 pm »
Quote from: LittleWheelsandBig on 08 September, 2016, 07:54:08 am
My doctor sends me one espresso every day, to keep me happy in hospital. It is always from Starbucks.

Oh, the humanity!
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pcolbeck

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1376 on: 22 September, 2016, 11:26:51 am »
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I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

rafletcher

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1377 on: 22 September, 2016, 12:03:21 pm »
Quote from: pcolbeck on 22 September, 2016, 11:26:51 am
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2016/sep/21/missed-flight-easyjet-apple-icalendar

That was the subject originally of a "money problems" letter to the G last saturday. What an oaf, I thought.
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1378 on: 22 September, 2016, 12:15:54 pm »
I reckon the Guardian money problems section could be a very very rich seam for this thread ...
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andrewc

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1379 on: 10 October, 2016, 08:43:27 am »
Deciding which of 8 watches to wear....
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1380 on: 10 October, 2016, 11:44:47 am »
Quote from: andrewc on 10 October, 2016, 08:43:27 am
Deciding which of 8 watches to wear....
Choose the one that will make you arrive at work on time.  :thumbsup:
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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1381 on: 10 October, 2016, 01:53:26 pm »
Quote from: Cudzoziemiec on 10 October, 2016, 11:44:47 am
Quote from: andrewc on 10 October, 2016, 08:43:27 am
Deciding which of 8 watches to wear....
Choose the one that will make you arrive at work on time.  :thumbsup:

With 8 watches, he can't have a clue what time it is...   ;D
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1382 on: 10 October, 2016, 02:34:16 pm »
With eight watches, it can be whatever time he wants it to be.  :D
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Pingu

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1383 on: 11 October, 2016, 01:08:36 pm »
Quote from: andrewc on 10 October, 2016, 08:43:27 am
Deciding which of 8 watches to wear....

How long is your forearm?
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pcolbeck

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1384 on: 18 October, 2016, 11:56:02 am »
The fruit plat from our weekly bread club disinterested in the toaster and it was really fiddly to fish the pieces out.
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I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

orienteer

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1385 on: 22 October, 2016, 10:02:56 am »
Due to an overstocked cupboard, my jar of coffee beans fell out and sent the double-walled, stainless steel cafetiere floorwards. It now has a dent in the bottom which prevents it standing squarely.

I think I managed to collect every spilled coffee bean, each one must be worth 1p.
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Diver300

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1386 on: 22 October, 2016, 04:55:19 pm »
To get my telly to search for "The Big Bang Theory" I have to say "The Big Bang Theory" to the remote/microphone, simply "Big Bang Theory" doesn't work.
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Andrij

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1387 on: 23 October, 2016, 01:47:52 am »
On this  visit to our colonial estates I'm driving quite a bit - but do not have exclusive use of any of the familial motorcars. I'm not sure how many more times I can cope with having to adjust mirrors when I get behind the wheel.
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Quote from: Basil on 10 September, 2016, 08:52:15 pm
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Tigerrr

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1388 on: 23 October, 2016, 08:34:35 am »
I ordered a delivery of nespresso pods. Oh what a shock, I have mistakenly ordered the decaf ones. What's the point of carrying on?
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Mr Larrington

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1389 on: 23 October, 2016, 09:23:28 am »
Quote from: Andrij on 23 October, 2016, 01:47:52 am
On this  visit to our colonial estates I'm driving quite a bit - but do not have exclusive use of any of the familial motorcars. I'm not sure how many more times I can cope with having to adjust mirrors when I get behind the wheel.

Of course the clever buggers at Melmoth Motors or somesuch have thought of this and thus each driver can be issued with an induhvidual key1 programmed to jibble seat, mirrors and steering wheel to said driver's preference.

1: Although it's likely to not be an actual bit of wiggly pot-metal in these Modern Times.
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Andrij

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1390 on: 25 October, 2016, 07:32:05 pm »
Quote from: andrewc on 10 October, 2016, 08:43:27 am
Deciding which of 8 watches to wear....

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Quote from: Basil on 10 September, 2016, 08:52:15 pm
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Torslanda

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1391 on: 25 October, 2016, 08:00:45 pm »
I have **SO** nicked that!
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Quote from: trekker12 on 16 July, 2016, 08:54:33 am
Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

andrewc

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1392 on: 25 October, 2016, 11:32:31 pm »
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Andrij

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1393 on: 26 October, 2016, 12:18:02 am »
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Quote from: Basil on 10 September, 2016, 08:52:15 pm
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Jaded

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1394 on: 26 October, 2016, 06:13:36 am »
When?
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Cudzoziemiec

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1395 on: 26 October, 2016, 12:03:37 pm »
In the mirror?

 :D


Runs, far and fast...
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Andrij

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1396 on: 26 October, 2016, 03:48:23 pm »
Quote from: Jaded on 26 October, 2016, 06:13:36 am
When?

At a Chap Olympiad in London, don't recall which one (Viv the Spiv is often in attendance).
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Quote from: Basil on 10 September, 2016, 08:52:15 pm
;D  Andrij.  I pronounce you Complete and Utter GIT   :thumbsup:

Legs

Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1397 on: 27 October, 2016, 02:56:27 pm »
I have a copy of the Chap Manifesto signed by Gustav and Vic...
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Mr Larrington

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1398 on: 27 October, 2016, 05:53:39 pm »
My chum Meestah Blah wrote the SCIENCE for the Sheridan Club forum, based on characters created by himself and, ironically, my grate frend Uncle Marvo, the celebrated aqua-pikey and total non-Chap.
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PaulF

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Re: First-World Problems.
« Reply #1399 on: 03 November, 2016, 01:35:31 pm »
The Nesspresso machine in my hotel room didn't pierce the capsule meaning I just had a thimble size helping of hot water
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