Author Topic: The Archers  (Read 70840 times)

citoyen

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The Archers
« Reply #275 on: 24 April, 2019, 06:45:19 pm »
Ted Kelsey, who played Joe Grundy, has died

Oh no! That’s sad. But hardly surprising.

Peggy and Jill are probably the last of that generation left.
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: The Archers
« Reply #276 on: 24 April, 2019, 11:16:52 pm »
Ancient actor dies on the job.  You could almost make a soap out of it. 

*see also Ian Cognito.

Re: The Archers
« Reply #277 on: 25 April, 2019, 12:02:49 pm »
The death on stage of Ian Cognito was bizarre to say the least.

Wasn't Joe Grundy the inheritor of the role of quaint village buffoon, last inhabited by Walter Gabriel, me 'ol pals, me 'ol beauties? Does anyone get near that role now, Linda Snell? Jazzer?

citoyen

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Re: The Archers
« Reply #278 on: 25 April, 2019, 12:09:13 pm »
Bert Fry?
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: The Archers
« Reply #279 on: 25 April, 2019, 12:18:57 pm »
Oh yes, I had forgotten him. I wonder why, as his poetry is unparalleled.

Re: The Archers
« Reply #280 on: 25 April, 2019, 12:23:31 pm »
Peggy and Jill are probably the last of that generation left.

Bert Fry?

Him too (unless your first question was statement was about the clan, and those married into it).

citoyen

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Re: The Archers
« Reply #281 on: 25 April, 2019, 12:25:39 pm »
Him too (unless your first question was statement was about the clan, and those married into it).

No, I'd just forgotten Bert (and his incredible poetry).
"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: The Archers
« Reply #282 on: 30 April, 2019, 09:13:32 am »
Omnibus listener here,

Curious as to how they will write him out. My bet is Clarry-love calling up the stairs "Jaaaoooeee? Jaaaaoooeee? Yer breakfast is going cold. *Creak of opening door* *Gasp* OH JAAOOEEEE!"

I'm expecting a stirring, cider-pun filled, eulogy from the Prof.

Basil

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Re: The Archers
« Reply #283 on: 30 April, 2019, 09:19:41 am »
Omnibus listener here,

Curious as to how they will write him out. My bet is Clarry-love calling up the stairs "Jaaaoooeee? Jaaaaoooeee? Yer breakfast is going cold. *Creak of opening door* *Gasp* OH JAAOOEEEE!"

I'm expecting a stirring, cider-pun filled, eulogy from the Prof.

I think he'll elope to New Zealand with Linda Snell.
Admission.  I'm actually not that fussed about cake.

Re: The Archers
« Reply #284 on: 30 April, 2019, 09:24:38 am »
Omnibus listener here,

Curious as to how they will write him out. My bet is Clarry-love calling up the stairs "Jaaaoooeee? Jaaaaoooeee? Yer breakfast is going cold. *Creak of opening door* *Gasp* OH JAAOOEEEE!"

I'm expecting a stirring, cider-pun filled, eulogy from the Prof.

I think he'll elope to New Zealand with Linda Snell.

He could just lose his voice.

Re: The Archers
« Reply #285 on: 30 April, 2019, 09:26:06 am »
Horrible crash when one of Josh Archer's dodgy second hand tractors suffers brake failure and mows down Joe and Bartleby. Joe bleeds out with the shaft of his trap piercing his chest whilst cradling Bartleby's head. Alistair has to shoot the mortally wounded horse at the scene. Josh does a runner to Spain, and Ruth commits suicide due to the immense disappointment over her sons actions and David starts drinking and Kenton has to take over the farm which he promptly runs into the ground.

I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than that.

citoyen

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"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Re: The Archers
« Reply #287 on: 30 April, 2019, 06:25:34 pm »
Horrible crash when one of Josh Archer's dodgy second hand tractors suffers brake failure and mows down Joe and Bartleby. Joe bleeds out with the shaft of his trap piercing his chest whilst cradling Bartleby's head. Alistair has to shoot the mortally wounded horse at the scene. Josh does a runner to Spain, and Ruth commits suicide due to the immense disappointment over her sons actions and David starts drinking and Kenton has to take over the farm which he promptly runs into the ground.
I was just working up a scenario to do with a bolting Bartleby and a ghastly collision with an escaped pig due to lack of fencing maintenance following Jazzer's horribly selfish and peevish resignation, but your version has quite taken the wind out of my sails.


Wowbagger

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Re: The Archers
« Reply #289 on: 11 March, 2020, 07:24:41 am »
Almost a year since that last post on this thread.

But...

Ooh I say!
Quote from: Dez
It doesn’t matter where you start. Just start.

Re: The Archers
« Reply #290 on: 11 March, 2020, 08:04:32 am »
Ammost s year since that last post on this thread.

But...

Ooh I say!
Hold it right there.
We're a week behind because of our holiday.
Catching up two episodes a day - we'll get there soon
Too many angry people - breathe & relax.

Tim Hall

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Re: The Archers
« Reply #291 on: 11 March, 2020, 12:27:31 pm »
Almost a year since that last post on this thread.

But...

Ooh I say!
There's been some shit story lines in the past. But this surpasses them.
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"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

Re: The Archers
« Reply #292 on: 11 March, 2020, 12:29:11 pm »
I'll be coming back here on Monday.

Re: The Archers
« Reply #293 on: 11 March, 2020, 12:30:17 pm »
I never get past the first two notes of the theme tune.

citoyen

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Re: The Archers
« Reply #294 on: 11 March, 2020, 02:11:08 pm »
Ooh I say!

I've not listened for a while, but had to investigate to find out what brought this on... Yikes!

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"The future's all yours, you lousy bicycles."

Wowbagger

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Re: The Archers
« Reply #295 on: 11 March, 2020, 02:32:04 pm »
My dear wife listens. When the excitement began at the end of Sunday's (?) I overheard it and wanted to now what had happened. I haven't listened regularly for a long time.
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Re: The Archers
« Reply #296 on: 11 March, 2020, 03:17:15 pm »
I have a 2+ hour drive tomorrow so I will have a listen as I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about!

Tim Hall

  • Victoria is my queen
Re: The Archers
« Reply #297 on: 11 March, 2020, 03:48:26 pm »
Ooh I say!

I've not listened for a while, but had to investigate to find out what brought this on... Yikes!

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And I don't like it
There are two ways you can get exercise out of a bicycle: you can
"overhaul" it, or you can ride it.  (Jerome K Jerome)

Re: The Archers
« Reply #298 on: 11 March, 2020, 03:59:50 pm »
Against my better judgement this prompted me to listen.  Should have been obvious there was about to be an "incident" when:

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At least the Ambridge farming community was spared the worst rains on record and they are blissfully unaware of the raging worldwide pandemic  ;)

Honestly, this stuff will rot your brain.  I feel sullied for having partaken.  :(
The sound of one pannier flapping

Re: The Archers
« Reply #299 on: 14 March, 2020, 08:52:29 am »
It is certainly a very odd old parallel universe that contains Ambridge.

Mind you - I might have (by stealth) weaned Mrs M off the parallel NHS that exists in Leatherbridge (Doctors....... Aghhhhh)
Too many angry people - breathe & relax.