Phone rings. It's "out of area" which can mean it's my mother, who is abroad (not a broad...). They've been having some interesting issues with their eckletrickery.
Me: answers with my surname as I always have done
<silence>
Me: hello
Telemarketing Idiot (TI for short): hello?
Me: HELLO!!!
TI: My name is Imran and I'm calling from UK Accidental <something garbled> Helpline
<I decide to play with this one>
Me: You're calling from what company?
TI: Ma'am, we'd like to...
Me: You're calling from WHAT company?
TI: UK Accidental <something garbled again> Helpline
Me: Could you spell that for me please?
TI: Ma'am, we'd like to...
Me: Could you SPELL that for me please?
TI: UK Accidental <something still garbled> Helpline
Me: Yes, you said that, I can't make out the third word, could you spell it for me please?
TI: Pardon?
Me: Spell the third word for me please
TI: U...K...
Me: No, the THIRD word...you say UK and Accident and then there's something I can't hear and then Helpline...can you spell that third word please? Just give me the letters of the word
TI: Ma'am, we'd like to...
Me: No, you're not listening to me...I want the full name of your company before we go any further. Please spell the third word, it's not difficult, just read out the letters on the screen in front of you.
TI: OK, have a nice day <hangs up>
*laughs* Actually, I'm not even sure this is a grumble, cos I quite enjoyed that! I do love taking them away from their scripts!