Author Topic: F+*king Miserable Weekend (Read 16816 times)

L CC · « **on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:26:43 pm »

If you are offended by foul language, do not read on. This post contains excessive, unimaginative, repetitive and uncensored use of the word 'f+*k'.

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Wowbagger · « **Reply #1 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:33:04 pm »

Thank you. That was ace!

Deano · « **Reply #2 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:34:44 pm »

I hope you're submitting that to Arrivée.

Kim · « **Reply #3 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:35:33 pm »

Fuck!

Torslanda · « **Reply #4 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:36:53 pm »

So. Same again next weekend?

Thank you. I fucking needed that!

Wowbagger · « **Reply #5 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:37:03 pm »

Quote from: Kim on 22 May, 2011, 10:35:33 pm

Fuck!

Oi! Mind your language! There's ladies on this forum!

Sergeant Pluck · « **Reply #6 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:37:12 pm »

Inspiring stuff, thank you

clarion · « **Reply #7 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:37:21 pm »

Fuckin ell

CrinklyLion · « **Reply #8 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:37:32 pm »

Oh, that was worth waiting for. Thank you.

mike · « **Reply #9 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:38:37 pm »

so you'd recommend the ride then?

mrcharly-YHT · « **Reply #10 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:46:45 pm »

I've been told that there aren't any hills between York and the Howardian Hills.

I shall refer them to boab's fucking report.

Tewdric · « **Reply #11 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:51:19 pm »

Don't worry, the Men in Black will come soon and all will be well.

See you in effing Paris!

clarion · « **Reply #12 on:** 22 May, 2011, 10:55:59 pm »

Howardian adj
- Opposite of rolling

Doosh · « **Reply #13 on:** 22 May, 2011, 11:20:03 pm »

Sounds grim, I was out in the wind on Saturday afternoon and had to pedal back into the wind to Alfreton, I can confirm that shouting and swearing many times doesn't stop the wind blowing

Fair play to you all, I struggled with 75 miles in 5 hours, I can't even comprehend a 400k audax in that sort of weather.

Oaky · « **Reply #14 on:** 22 May, 2011, 11:28:04 pm »

Go on - never mind all that pussy-footing around: tell us what you really thought about the ride!

spesh · « **Reply #15 on:** 22 May, 2011, 11:31:56 pm »

<Dune>

We Fremen have a saying, "God created ~~Arrakis~~ audax to train the faithful."

</Dune>

CrinklyLion · « **Reply #16 on:** 23 May, 2011, 12:04:40 am »

And, I feel I must add, POTD.

hellymedic · « **Reply #17 on:** 23 May, 2011, 12:13:04 am »

Quote from: Wowbagger on 22 May, 2011, 10:37:03 pm

Quote from: Kim on 22 May, 2011, 10:35:33 pm
Fuck!

Oi! Mind your language! There's ladies on this forum!

Are there, fuck?

I spose there are children, but most old enough to read will have hear the 'f' word.

CrinklyLion · « **Reply #18 on:** 23 May, 2011, 12:53:57 am »

You know, I've just read it back again - OK, that was at least the fourth time but it is really bloody funny - and realised that at no point does boab swear about her knee, her elbow, or about making accidental contact with the tarmac.

Could it be? I'm sorry, but if you got round (with about 3 hours in hand, I do believe) without an imploding joint or an inadvertent dismount despite the joys of Yorkshire hills and potholes and with the howling headwinds of the flatland hell of Humberside then I have to say \o/ \o/ \o/

Or is it still a bit too early to be looking on the bright side and being all Mary fucking Poppins about it?

simonp · « **Reply #19 on:** 23 May, 2011, 12:56:36 am »

Best ride report I’ve read in a long time.

itinerant · « **Reply #20 on:** 23 May, 2011, 01:03:50 am »

Quote from: hellymedic on 23 May, 2011, 12:13:04 am

Quote from: Wowbagger on 22 May, 2011, 10:37:03 pm
Quote from: Kim on 22 May, 2011, 10:35:33 pm
Fuck!

Oi! Mind your language! There's ladies on this forum!

Are there, fuck?

I spose there are children, but most old enough to read will have hear the 'f' word.

Did the Warwickshire Wanderer on Saturday as a nice flat 100k leg-warmer before the Gospel Pass 200 0n Sunday. At 95k I came up behind a father/son tandem combination with the son being only 6 or 7 year old! Just as I got up to them there was a crash of gears and chains and a massive shout of 'FUCK!!!!' Of course, I enquired if there was a problem and the Dad apologised for the swearing...... At the finish I shared a cuppa with the triumphant pair (a great sight to see a 6 year old complete his second or third audax) where upon the youngster turned to Dad and said " Dad, you said the F word", followed swiftly by Dad saying, "Can you just forget that and don't tell your Mother!".

Priceless!

citoyen · « **Reply #21 on:** 23 May, 2011, 01:11:44 am »

Fucking great report, boab. Send it to fucking Arrivée.

d.

Exit Stage Left · « **Reply #22 on:** 23 May, 2011, 01:13:02 am »

Headwinds seem to be a theme of the qualifiers, I've earmarked this as a potential soundtrack,
YouTube
- ‪Fleetwood Mac - The Chain [Studio Version]‬&rlm;
the cursing is at a lower level, but it fits where it touches.

dasmi · « **Reply #23 on:** 23 May, 2011, 07:20:40 am »

Hi,

I'm sure your holding back..........try to be more open and frank in future

dave

p.s definitely arrivee materail

GruB · « **Reply #24 on:** 23 May, 2011, 07:22:52 am »

Quote from: Deano on 22 May, 2011, 10:34:44 pm

I hope you're submitting that to Arrivée.

Jeez I would love to see that.

Author Topic: F+*king Miserable Weekend (Read 16816 times)

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