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Title: Cycling words and phrases you really like
Post by: rogerzilla on 26 June, 2017, 09:09:55 pm
I wouldn't be surprised if there's *some* crossover with the "that annoy you" thread, but here goes:

Randonée -  not often used in these parts, but it's basically an audax ride (I'm not sure "audax" was ever really intended as a word to describe the ride itself).  There is some history and politics behind the two terms but it's mostly French, and they'll argue about anything  ;D

On the rivet - very descriptive and it hurts about as badly as it sounds.

Echelon - you don't often hear this one but it's useful on those early flat stages of the TdF when the wind sweeps across Brittany

Ratbike

Dr. Ferrari's Astana Beans  ;D
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Post by: Redlight on 26 June, 2017, 09:35:18 pm
Grimpeur.  How can pain sound so welcoming?
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Post by: telstarbox on 26 June, 2017, 09:49:37 pm
"Brifter" is so annoying I can't help but smile when I see it.
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Post by: Jaded on 26 June, 2017, 09:53:53 pm
Flange.
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Post by: Ivo on 26 June, 2017, 10:01:33 pm
cycling words can be very funny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9nakajyrYI
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Post by: Pingu on 26 June, 2017, 10:14:31 pm
Flange.

Flange.
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Post by: Ian H on 26 June, 2017, 10:37:15 pm
Pedal-dancing (it sounds so effortless).


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Post by: Canardly on 26 June, 2017, 10:47:15 pm
Its old and sexist but I like the term Wheelman and all it implies from another age.
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Post by: Ivo on 26 June, 2017, 11:01:53 pm
Pedal-dancing (it sounds so effortless).

Even artistic: le danse des grimpeurs
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Post by: Pedaldog. on 26 June, 2017, 11:27:41 pm
Honking.

As a yoof Honking was what your guts did after a bottle of sherry and a party 5 can of beer like "Shouting at Hughie"
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Post by: Chris N on 27 June, 2017, 06:27:33 am
Monstercross
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Post by: T42 on 27 June, 2017, 07:48:32 am
Homologation, especially when it's on a wee stamp on my card.
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Post by: MikeFromLFE on 27 June, 2017, 08:28:26 am
It's the older terms that are so descriptive- someone's already mentioned 'on the rivet', but I do like 'evens' as a speed to aspire to, 'rough-stuff' (no not like that :facepalm:) is another one from a by-gone age that probably has 'pass-storming' as its cousin.
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Post by: mrcharly-YHT on 27 June, 2017, 09:54:53 am
nipple
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Post by: Wowbagger on 27 June, 2017, 09:57:34 am
Drop-out. Especially rear drop-out.
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Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 27 June, 2017, 10:10:05 am
Grease. It's the way we are feeling.

Splitter. People's united front of cycling!

Spoke. What did you say?
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Post by: ElyDave on 27 June, 2017, 10:28:50 am
Float, as in a float day
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Post by: Maludenbas on 27 June, 2017, 10:29:17 am
Randonée -  not often used in these parts, but it's basically an audax ride

More broadly, a randonée is not only a bike ride. It can refer equally refer to a walk or even a horse ride. At it's broadest, I'd guess 'randonnée' translates as something like 'excursion'.

Similar to the discussion of 'recumbent', there are a number of different types of randonnée (often abbreviated to 'rando'); randonnée cheval, randonnée pédestre, randonnée VTT, etc.

Of course, as with many words, meanings shift and/or become more specific according to context.

Edit: I like chasse patate. I think more because of it's suggestion of cultural backstory. In literal translation to English (potato chase), it's bizarre. Similar to the Belgian 'dog in a hat', though that at least you can imagine a meaning even if you're not familiar with the expression.
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Post by: L CC on 27 June, 2017, 10:44:16 am
I like Wheelman too. And Evens. Evens with my Wheelman is the best.
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Post by: Nuncio on 27 June, 2017, 10:49:10 am
'Hors delai'.*  When too many riders are outside the time limit do they have to form an hors delai queue to cross the line?

* Not really. I just like puns.
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Post by: Polar Bear on 27 June, 2017, 11:01:15 am
Call yourselves cyclist?    ???


Cake stop.    :smug:


I win the internet methinks!   8)   :thumbsup: 
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Post by: The French Tandem on 27 June, 2017, 11:06:46 am
'Hors delai'.*  When too many riders are outside the time limit do they have to form an hors delai queue to cross the line?

Whatever they do, they will always be behind the lanterne Rouge.
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Post by: Samuel D on 27 June, 2017, 11:19:47 am
Flange.

Flange.

[Pinching nose…] Flange.
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Post by: Plug1n on 27 June, 2017, 11:47:58 am
Tail wind - definitely my favourite cycling term!
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Post by: Ian H on 27 June, 2017, 12:01:03 pm
Anyone remember what a straight-through block is or was? Occasionally referred to as a corn-cob.
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Post by: woollypigs on 27 June, 2017, 12:07:27 pm
Cake and pootle.
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Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 27 June, 2017, 12:28:28 pm
Anyone remember what a straight-through block is or was? Occasionally referred to as a corn-cob.

A block with very closely sized cogs.  I don't have one.
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Post by: tatanab on 27 June, 2017, 12:30:26 pm
Anyone remember what a straight-through block is or was? Occasionally referred to as a corn-cob.
Or a corn cob on a dinner plate (another American term) if the largest sprocket was more than one tooth over the next one - a get you home gear in the days when we rode to events.
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Post by: Paul on 27 June, 2017, 12:43:23 pm
Giving it (some) beans.
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Post by: Jurek on 27 June, 2017, 12:47:31 pm
Giving it (some) beans.

Beans as in Astana?
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Post by: Paul on 27 June, 2017, 12:56:09 pm
What are Astana beans?

Contraband, I'm guessing.

No, the beans you give it are metaphorical - it means putting some effort into it.
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Post by: Pedal Castro on 27 June, 2017, 01:22:49 pm
my favourite of all:

Going "Eyeballs out!"
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Post by: Kim on 27 June, 2017, 01:24:58 pm
my favourite of all:

Going "Eyeballs out!"

Sounds like a corruption of 'balls out', as per a centrifugal governor on a steam engine running at maximum speed.
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Post by: Jurek on 27 June, 2017, 01:30:21 pm
my favourite of all:

Going "Eyeballs out!"

Sounds like a corruption of 'balls out', as per a centrifugal governor on a steam engine running at maximum speed.

I had no idea that's where that comes from, but of course, it makes complete sense.
Every day is a school day.

What are Astana beans?

Contraband, I'm guessing.

No, the beans you give it are metaphorical - it means putting some effort into it.

Not contraband AFAIK but they were used as a home-brewed performance sharpener by some on the 2007  Dun Run. You know who you are  ;)
Keeping up with them was like trying to keep up with a runaway train, with their wide open eyes  :o :o :o
And then, when we reached the beach.
BONK. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I think the Astana reference is a nod to some allegations which may've been made against Vinokourov in 2008....
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Post by: Basil on 27 June, 2017, 01:39:03 pm
my favourite of all:

Going "Eyeballs out!"

Sounds like a corruption of 'balls out', as per a centrifugal governor on a steam engine running at maximum speed.

Aaah.  Thanks for that.  That makes complete sense.

A lot more sense than my (and I suspect, other's) more juvenile interpretation.  :facepalm:
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Post by: Chris N on 27 June, 2017, 02:17:30 pm
What are Astana beans?

Contraband, I'm guessing.

No, the beans you give it are metaphorical - it means putting some effort into it.

Not contraband AFAIK but they were used as a home-brewed performance sharpener by some on the 2007  Dun Run. You know who you are  ;)
Keeping up with them was like trying to keep up with a runaway train, with their wide open eyes  :o :o :o
And then, when we reached the beach.
BONK. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I think the Astana reference is a nod to some allegations which may've been made against Vinokourov in 2008....

There's a recipe somewhere on here if you look hard enough. :thumbsup:
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Post by: mattc on 27 June, 2017, 03:06:36 pm
Tail wind - definitely my favourite cycling term!

It's evil twin belongs in the other thread.

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Title: Re: Cycling words and phrases you really like
Post by: mattc on 27 June, 2017, 03:08:13 pm
Anyone remember what a straight-through block is or was? Occasionally referred to as a corn-cob.

A block with very closely sized cogs.  I don't have one.
I think it's more specifically a spacing of 1T between each. I have one in a box  - it's spotless.
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Post by: Kim on 27 June, 2017, 03:25:30 pm
Upwrong for me, conjures images of Heath Robinsonesque pedal driven contraptions

Yep, that's pretty much what the darksiders are thinking when they use the term for those weird bikes with the pedals in the middle.   :D
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Post by: rogerzilla on 27 June, 2017, 05:33:38 pm
Belgian toothpaste.

(Charlotte: this is NOTHING like a Belgian biscuit)
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Post by: Kim on 27 June, 2017, 05:43:21 pm
And now I've wasted 5 minutes on Urban Dictionary and Velominati...
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Post by: rogerzilla on 27 June, 2017, 10:13:41 pm
Anyone remember what a straight-through block is or was? Occasionally referred to as a corn-cob.

A block with very closely sized cogs.  I don't have one.
Most racing cassettes are near-as-dammit straight-through with 10 or 11 speed.  Ironically, this gives irregular gear spacing, as a 12-13 jump is a lot different to a 22-23 jump (or whatever).  A geometric progression is the ideal, and that's what you used to get with a lower number of sprockets.
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Post by: Moleman76 on 28 June, 2017, 01:24:29 am
Anyone remember what a straight-through block is or was? Occasionally referred to as a corn-cob.

In the extreme example:
http://www.imgrum.org/media/1150935124489129515_555573186 (http://www.imgrum.org/media/1150935124489129515_555573186)

"This freewheel is one of the very few TRUE STRAIGHT BLOCKS in existence. Shifting is only required once every 1500 to 4000 miles, when a cog wears out. (If you replace your chain regularly, you'll get closer to the high end of this since stretched chains wear cogs very, very quickly.)This particular model also has the very rare gold indicator cogs: when having to shift so infrequently it is easy to forget when nearing the end of the cogset's life;- if you should glance back whilst riding and notice you are on one of the gold cogs, it means that you are nearing the time for a rebuild and should procure a new set of cogs before the end of the riding season."
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Post by: T42 on 28 June, 2017, 08:40:23 am
Ravito, short for ravitaillement or feeding-station. Some of the clubs around here are renowned for theirs. One we like is run by a couple who work for a confectionery company: not only do they turn up with large cartons of freebies but wondrous cakes and personalized biscuits.  Another has untold stacks of cheese and salami as well as the usual caek, dates & bananas. Yet another halt at the top of a col has the usual stuff on offer plus home-distilled schnapps.

Great word, ravito.
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Post by: Mr Larrington on 28 June, 2017, 08:44:24 am
I think one of the works Varna streamliners had a block with two sprockets of the same size as a precaution against not getting top gear at 70 mph.
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Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 28 June, 2017, 09:27:11 am
sky drizzle breeze sun cloud blue green red brown fast slow easy hard lazy energetic grass tree crops flowers insects uphill downhill cake stop go beer tea snooze bus stop lunch elevenses coffee tent book sing gravel tarmac gnarmac CTC ACB YACF
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Post by: Charlotte on 28 June, 2017, 09:57:04 am
Can I play?

Half-wheeling
Madison
Bonk

What are Astana beans?

Contraband, I'm guessing.

At the time of the scandal, Mr Gates of this parish came up with a recipe for performance enhancing sweeties that he trialed as party favours on the Dun Run.  A number of us rode to the coast that night, ripped to the tits on a mixture of ephedrine, caffeine and asprin, all bound together in little melt-in-the-mouth mints.
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Post by: Ian H on 28 June, 2017, 10:29:59 am
Can I play?

Half-wheeling
Madison
Bonk


That must be a six-day specific term.
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Post by: Jakob W on 28 June, 2017, 10:32:21 am
On that note, 'the man with the hammer'. Also, the various circumlocutions cyclists come up with so as not to attract the attentions of the fairy...
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Post by: Tim Hall on 28 June, 2017, 10:47:22 am
Choose:
sky drizzle breeze sun cloud blue green red brown fast slow easy hard lazy energetic grass tree crops flowers insects uphill downhill cake stop go beer tea snooze bus stop lunch elevenses coffee tent book sing gravel tarmac gnarmac CTC ACB YACF
But why would I want to do that?
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Post by: fuzzy on 28 June, 2017, 02:16:49 pm
Shut up legs!
Pretty much anything spoken by The Jens really.
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Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 28 June, 2017, 04:29:07 pm
Putting the hammer down.

Like when Cavendish is at his best.
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Post by: Ian H on 28 June, 2017, 04:51:58 pm
Putting the hammer down.

Like when Cavendish is at his best.

I think of that as meaning a sustained increase in pace to wear others down, rather than a sprint.
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Post by: Basil on 28 June, 2017, 06:07:32 pm
"Free bike"
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Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 28 June, 2017, 07:35:37 pm
Putting the hammer down.

Like when Cavendish is at his best.

I think of that as meaning a sustained increase in pace to wear others down, rather than a sprint.

Quote
To put the hammer down – To ride really fast and try and drop people. Make sure you don’t put the hammer down at the wrong time or to the wrong people or after 5 minutes of mashing your big gear, you will find yourself unceremoniously out the back.

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Post by: Wombat on 28 June, 2017, 07:48:10 pm
Anyone remember what a straight-through block is or was? Occasionally referred to as a corn-cob.

A block with very closely sized cogs.  I don't have one.

I used to have one, with one tooth difference at each step, and it was one of those new fangled SIX speed ones (a Maillard, I think), and no, of course I didn't have one of those nancy "double clanger" arrangements.  I was rather less unfit then, and used to go training with time trial riders, or "testers".  Yes, I am old.
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Post by: rogerzilla on 28 June, 2017, 10:04:02 pm
Lead-out man.  The last big bloke to peel off the front before Cipollini or Cavendish makes a dash for the line, having cruised along in someone else's slipstream for 150 miles.  Notably Eros Poli, who was even larger than most but stole the Mont Ventoux stage in 1994 because he was still miffed at being caught after a similarly mad lone breakaway on the previous day.
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Post by: Kim on 28 June, 2017, 10:06:52 pm
n+1
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Post by: Basil on 28 June, 2017, 10:22:39 pm
n+1
:thumbsup:
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Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 02 July, 2017, 07:31:31 am
Weight weeny : I love the idea that hollow is not enough, it also needs holes drilled in it. Where would we be without the weight weenies?  Riding steeds of solid iron?
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Post by: T42 on 02 July, 2017, 07:45:31 am
K-Way
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Post by: Andrij on 02 July, 2017, 08:54:48 am
Weight weeny : I love the idea that hollow is not enough, it also needs holes drilled in it. Where would we be without the weight weenies?  Riding steeds of solid iron?

Drillium!
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Post by: Mr Larrington on 02 July, 2017, 12:06:27 pm
SD Millar:Pelican
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Post by: Pedaldog. on 02 July, 2017, 12:17:53 pm
Brooks But-tock!

(Aching inna fork.)
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Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 05 July, 2017, 12:30:02 pm
Hoops.
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Post by: Legs on 05 July, 2017, 01:26:47 pm
Crystal-cranking == soft-pedalling
Pedalling squares == afflicted by the man with the hammer

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Post by: The French Tandem on 05 July, 2017, 05:15:03 pm
Weight weeny : I love the idea that hollow is not enough, it also needs holes drilled in it. Where would we be without the weight weenies?  Riding steeds of solid iron?

You can enjoy drilling holes AND riding a real steel bike:

(http://www.raydobbins.com/molteni_replica/photo29.jpg)
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Post by: Ian H on 05 July, 2017, 06:35:14 pm
Tube, lug, bracket, crown, stay, bridge, cluster, blade, stop, guide.
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Post by: Feanor on 05 July, 2017, 06:47:35 pm
Tube, lug, bracket, crown, stay, bridge, cluster, blade, stop, guide.

I can't help but hear that being read out in Rowan Atkinson's voice in the Schoolmaster sketch.

He'd then pause, look around and then slowly say:

Bottom.... Bracket?
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Post by: spesh on 05 July, 2017, 07:16:32 pm
Tube, lug, bracket, crown, stay, bridge, cluster, blade, stop, guide.

I can't help but hear that being read out in Rowan Atkinson's voice in the Schoolmaster sketch.

He'd then pause, look around and then slowly say:

Bottom.... Bracket?


DROP OUT!!!!! Leave Gusset alone!!!
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Post by: Mr Larrington on 05 July, 2017, 08:29:24 pm
"The Passion Considered as an Uphill Bicycle Race" is not a funny play.  If Jarry had meant it to be funny, he would have put TV's Super D Millar's hat in it.
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Post by: Paul on 05 July, 2017, 09:52:44 pm
Weight weeny : I love the idea that hollow is not enough, it also needs holes drilled in it. Where would we be without the weight weenies?  Riding steeds of solid iron?

You can enjoy drilling holes AND riding a real steel bike:

(http://www.raydobbins.com/molteni_replica/photo29.jpg)

Beautiful, but that would be such a bugger to clean.
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Post by: closetleftie on 06 July, 2017, 12:14:37 pm
Wouldn't last long, that. Be interesting to have a chain ring come apart just as you're standing hard on the pedals to get off a roundabout.....

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Post by: Paul on 06 July, 2017, 01:06:07 pm
Ride it? Of course not. This is a bike for picking up with one finger (https://yacf.co.uk/forum/index.php?topic=3396.msg54761#msg54761).
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Post by: spesh on 06 July, 2017, 01:26:32 pm
Wouldn't last long, that. Be interesting to have a chain ring come apart just as you're standing hard on the pedals to get off a roundabout.....

Heaven forfend that a "real steel" bike with a generous dressing of drillium parts gets used on a proper ride - to me, it screams "pootle a couple of blocks to a cafe and spend a sunny afternoon sipping coffee and posing in one's Rapha gear" bike.  :demon:

Ironic beards and quiffs optional.
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Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 06 July, 2017, 01:53:53 pm
I would hang it on a wall. Maybe drill a few more holes first.  I can't believe that chain has solid plates, there's room for holes there.
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Post by: Kim on 06 July, 2017, 02:02:32 pm
Might as well chuck an ACME Instant Hole over it and have done with it.
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Post by: Asterix, the former Gaul. on 06 July, 2017, 02:38:05 pm
Might as well check an ACME Instant Hole over it and have done with it.

(https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTVp7F0kRah9eRjjizvqhr6cpJ8qDrUD84xGpit7_XUntYGHQrauw)
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Post by: Ian H on 06 July, 2017, 02:39:34 pm


Heaven forfend that a "real steel" bike with a generous dressing of drillium parts gets used on a proper ride - to me, it screams "pootle a couple of blocks to a cafe and spend a sunny afternoon sipping coffee and posing in one's Rapha gear" bike.  :demon:

Ironic beards and quiffs optional.

The original was probably Alf Engers—at least he took it to extremes—and definitely for 'proper' rides, record-breaking ones in his case.