Today’s ride goes straight into the top ten of most ludicrous things I’ve done onna bike.
With the Yorkshire Gallop being cancelled, some audaxers were at a loose end, and a few of us met up with some locals in Newby Wiske for Mike’s route around the Hambletons. Advertised as “taking shelter in the hills”, we started with a lovely fire road up to the Drovers’ Road, but I did then wonder why we were heading along the ridgetop, exposed to the bitter easterly. But it was OK, as we soon descended an unrideable (for me) goat track to get a bit of shelter in Thorodale. Just the one over-the bar incident where my front wheel planted itself in a peaty gully. I’ve a mate who claims it isn’t a proper day out on a bike unless you go over the bars at least once - I disagree.
The locals bravely turned for home after the cafe stop at Hawnby, and that was about where the weather started to take its toll. Not so much on us, but on the bikes. The water bottles were the first to go - to be honest, mine had frozen before we reached the Drovers’ Road - and then everyone was riding single-ring set-ups as front mechs froze solid and even kicking them down ceased to work. I’d pre-empted this by riding singlespeed, which was lucky as by the end, everyone else was as well. Mechs were clagged up with snow, ice and dirt, and Mick’s big ring was picked out beautifully in grime and rime. I didn’t need the Garmin to tell me how bloody cold it was, but it’s nice to have some figures - a maximum of 6° (which was when the bike was in a sheltered sunny apot outside the cafe) and a minimum of -3°, but floating around freezing. 1° while riding past Rievaulx Abbey felt balmy. I’ve no idea what the wind chill was, but I’d guess at Fucking Freezing°.
More hills, and some actually quite enjoyable offroad bits followed before the pub stop at the Dog and Gun in Knayton. I don’t think anybody wanted to leave, after being pebbledashed by hail along Cleveland Road.
Stupidly hilly, and probably just plain stupid, but it was a good laugh, and I doubt I’ll ever forget it:
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