Getting back on topic.
Tollesbury has much to commend it. There is a proper campsite, a swimming pool, a tidal swimming pool, tennis courts, a sailing club and a marina - not to mention the myriad delights of downtown Tollesbury. The local Indian (very good) delivers there as well.
Grey Sheep and I could bring our sister ships in for G&Ts on deck or possible even a race or a trip to the Green Man at Bradwell - the only snag being that Tollesbury is very tidal so you really need a good high tide first thing in the morning for a day out with a teatime return.
Jiber could bring his turbo and bag some estuary squares.