Not new and not even surprising.
We had a Xmas video sent to us to * thank us for our efforts to keep the business moving forward, yadda, yadda.
The droid on video introduced himself (blah, blah, blah) and then said "and you all work for me at the end of the day".
No mate.
At the end of the day, I go home
Highlight of the presentation was that we're going to get a new uniform
* I was going to put "obviously" in there because that's what manglement would do but, since it's "obvious", you wouldn't need to say it .......