Author Topic: [HAMR] Some say... (Read 9485 times)

simonp · « **on:** 08 February, 2015, 07:55:25 pm »

Some say, when Steve fell off on ice, the world bounced.

Wobbly · « **Reply #1 on:** 08 February, 2015, 07:59:26 pm »

Are you sayin' he's fat?

Step outside....

simonp · « **Reply #2 on:** 08 February, 2015, 08:03:10 pm »

No, just dense.

Err...

Wobbly · « **Reply #3 on:** 08 February, 2015, 08:03:56 pm »

Thump.

simonp · « **Reply #4 on:** 08 February, 2015, 08:07:22 pm »

Yeah should've gone with "the world had a bruise".

Basil · « **Reply #5 on:** 08 February, 2015, 08:10:02 pm »

Some say, if you see Steve early on a dark icy morning, you can see the spirit of Tommy riding along side offering moral support.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #6 on:** 08 February, 2015, 08:11:31 pm »

Quote from: Basil on 08 February, 2015, 08:10:02 pm

Some say, if you see Steve early on a dark icy morning, you can see the spirit of Tommy riding along side offering moral support.

And a UCMA official objecting to Steve's illegal use of spirits.

Edit (in case this is read by a UMCA official): that was a joke, a play on words.

Wobbly · « **Reply #7 on:** 08 February, 2015, 08:24:15 pm »

TGS · « **Reply #8 on:** 08 February, 2015, 08:27:10 pm »

Some Say:

that since New Year's day the world's rotation has been suffering disturbances depending on which way Steve is riding
and that fears of a long distance cycling craze have lead to a collapse in the oil price.

All we know is that he's called the teethgrinder

Wobbly · « **Reply #9 on:** 08 February, 2015, 08:33:50 pm »

Are you sayin' he's fat?

Mr Larrington · « **Reply #10 on:** 08 February, 2015, 10:20:36 pm »

...that the number of pigs applying for exit visas has quadrupled in the last six weeks, and that a trace of his routes is being used by Professor Brian Cox to help explain String Theory.

All we know is...

Jaded · « **Reply #11 on:** 08 February, 2015, 10:35:39 pm »

...that now is the time to open a sausage factory.

mattc · « **Reply #12 on:** 08 February, 2015, 10:37:00 pm »

Quote from: TGS on 08 February, 2015, 08:27:10 pm

Some Say:

that since New Year's day the world's rotation has been suffering disturbances depending on which way Steve is riding

are you thinking of this: http://www.quickmeme.com/img/71/71c47f9d406d21ae99a4c18a6f10892e3700d3aa31e29950c54c7213b0acd00d.jpg

IanDG · « **Reply #13 on:** 08 February, 2015, 11:02:51 pm »

Share prices have increased for sausage factories.

Fab Foodie · « **Reply #14 on:** 08 February, 2015, 11:37:53 pm »

Some say ... That St Christopher wears a 'Steve Abrahams'** around his neck.

** the patron saint of long distance cyclists.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #15 on:** 08 February, 2015, 11:56:17 pm »

...that the Abrahamic religions are following the wrong guy.

Vince · « **Reply #16 on:** 09 February, 2015, 08:44:32 am »

... that Google have had to increase their storage space to contain mentions of Marsh Gibbons since the new year.

Wowbagger · « **Reply #17 on:** 09 February, 2015, 09:01:15 am »

Quote from: Vince on 09 February, 2015, 08:44:32 am

... that Google have had to increase their storage space to contain mentions of Marsh Gibbons since the new year.

Citation needed.

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #18 on:** 09 February, 2015, 09:02:13 am »

...that the Molteni team is being re-formed.

MCLK · « **Reply #19 on:** 09 February, 2015, 09:25:39 am »

...Steve's enormous appetite will force the reintroduction of food rationing for the second half of the year, making his record attempt conditions more similar to Tommy's.

Ningishzidda · « **Reply #20 on:** 09 February, 2015, 09:38:29 am »

English sausages to be DNA tested for Gibbon.

Cudzoziemiec · « **Reply #21 on:** 09 February, 2015, 09:47:49 am »

Quote from: Ningishzidda on 09 February, 2015, 09:38:29 am

English sausages to be DNA tested for Gibbon.

That can't be right - it's Steve passing through the Gibbon, not the Gibbon passing through Steve!

Ningishzidda · « **Reply #22 on:** 09 February, 2015, 10:05:34 am »

Mayor of Marsh Gibbon, Buckinghamshire to award Distance Record Attempt Cyclist with ‘Freedom of the Village’.

Residents and shopkeepers prepare to decorate the town with flags and bunting. Church bells to be rang when Distance Record Attempt Cyclist breaks the record.

Town council pass vote to paint a ‘Cycle Superhighway’ through village along the Distance Record Attempt Cyclist’s preferred route.

Pubs in Village make ready for a ‘Summer of cycling madness’.

The village's police constable says “We could be bigger than Yorkshire was last year.”

The Seldom Killer · « **Reply #23 on:** 09 February, 2015, 10:29:52 am »

Some say that he's so attuned to cycling he can draw a perfect circle with his feet... in his sleep... and that as he passes through Marsh Gibbon, their latest resident stands stoically at the edge of town in a white F1 racing suit to clap as he passes.

All we know, he's Teethgrinder.

Ningishzidda · « **Reply #24 on:** 09 February, 2015, 11:36:23 am »

Some say,,, Marsh Gibbon is a ‘one horse town’.

Others say Marsh Horse is a ‘one gibbon town’.

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