Yet Another Cycling Forum
Off Topic => The Pub => Topic started by: madcow on 03 May, 2018, 10:33:35 pm
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Apropos the “Band names that etc. “ thread- Driving up the A17 today ,I had a brilliant idea for a TV drama series that will never get made- “ Swineshead Revisited” .
There must be others in a similar vein.
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The Spy at Night
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One foot in the gravy
Country Flies
People you live in the same street as, but don't really talk to other than to say "Hi" as they get out of their car
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Ooh Look these people are crass and poor. Aren't they idiots?
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Ooh Look these people are crass and poor. Aren't they idiots?
Objection: That's the one that keeps getting past the commissioning desk when we really wish it wouldn't.
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Humidors Under The Hammer
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North Enders - a soap opera set in between central Portsmouth and Hilsea...
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Comedy driving school and 'Oh! That's NOT the gearstick, Miss Brown!' innuendo.
Are You Being Swerved?
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Mastermined - where explosive ordnance disposal is the name of the game.
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Stash In The Attic - stoners talk about where they keep their supply so the pigs can't find it, man.
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The Jeremy Hunt Show - frighteningly low-class people with bad teeth argue about whose turn it is to take the kids to rehab while Jeremy taunts them with six month waiting lists.
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The Three R's
A documentary detailing over a number of episodes the extraordinary lengths that the government will go to to ensure that the plebs are not properly educated thus allowing the spawn of middle and privilege class Britain to run amok in spite of them being rather challenged in the grey cell area.
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The Apprenticiser
14 wannabe vigilantes are taken through a ten week journey to find the next Edward Woodward.
Expect thrills, blood spills and inventive ways to kill with braces, bras and pointed shoes.
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The Sty at Night - a late-night review of the day's happenings in Westminster
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TЯumpton: an everyday story of mobsters, lawyers, pr0n stars, lawyers, special investigators, lawyers, incompetence, lawyers, lies, lawyers and Twitter.
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Goodbye Goodbye: a programme set in a coverted Norfolk hotel stable. Brexiteer politicians with bad accents review the promises they made but didn't keep, whilst drinking wine and eating cheese the rest of us can no longer afford.
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PULL!
A dating game based at a clay pigeon shooting club.
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The Thin Blue Lino
Tales from the police station canteen.
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Obli-Partridge:
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and the rest: https://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewtucker/alan-partridge-tv-shows-that-ought-to-exist-by-now?utm_term=.qmxMNEARK#.luV41x5L7 (https://www.buzzfeed.com/matthewtucker/alan-partridge-tv-shows-that-ought-to-exist-by-now?utm_term=.qmxMNEARK#.luV41x5L7)
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One Foot In the Gravel - a cycling travelogue based on the Sustrans network.
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;D
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One Foot In the Gravel - a cycling travelogue based on the Sustrans network.
Surely that's a documentary on Speedway, Cycle or otherwise :)
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Last of the Summer Whine - a bunch of England cricket fans sit around discussing the previous season's performance
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Top Gear - a programme devoted to testing expensive recreational drugs, acting like arses while on them and inviting ex-cons to be the "Lag on the Reasonably-Priced Skag".
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Pointless Celebrities - no further explanation needed.
Though I suspect that many a listgram* on Channel 5 has already filled the remit.
* The TV equivalent of a listicle (http://listicle).
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The Only Way Is East Sussex - lightly fictionalised documentary about the private lives of care home residents, bowls players, Rover drivers and an outrageously gay couple from Brighton.
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Eurovision Schlong Contest
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Big Brothel.
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Gogglebooks - reality TV of people reading.
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One Foot In the Gravel - a cycling travelogue based on the Sustrans network.
+1 ;D
What I like about this is not only the satirical comment on Sustrans surfaces, but the sinister suggestion that using them gets you a little bit closer to your maker.
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One Foot In the Gravel - a cycling travelogue based on the Sustrans network.
Surely that's a documentary on Speedway, Cycle or otherwise :)
You're thinking of the Shale & Pace show.
That's my leather jacket with the kidney protectors right there, ayethangewe...
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Strictly Come Dowsing.
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A Place In The Slum- Property experts help homeowners wanting to experience the 'grittier' side of life.
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Salvage Munters.
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The Muppet Show - live streaming of Cabinet meetings
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Doctor Fister
I think I've just killed this thread ;D
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Nope. You just confirmed you have a mind like a sewer . . .
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The title's a little ambiguous - would the doctor be the fister, or, er, the fistee?
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Who is the potter, pray, and who the pot?
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A Very English Patient.
A series of flashbacks over 30 years show a distinguished gentleman in North Africa negotiating his way through Juliette Binoche, Kristen Scott Thomas and all her sisters, whilst he waits for Gay Marriage to be legalised in the U.K.
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Christmas sporting quiz: A question of sprout.
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A weekly review for gravel bikers: Skidmarks
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A televisual iteration of the "Grumble Thread- No energy for a full on rant" Thread-
Qi- Quite Irritated
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Mrs Brown's Boys
What's that you say? They actually commissioned it?
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A docudrama about those who voted to leave the EU. "Fantasy Islanders"
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I did some stunt driving on a film called Two Men Went to War.
Great film. Ealing comedy but based on a true story.
Could have been a change of career for me but was released the same week as another UK film - Harry Potter.
Am still stuck in the day job.
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Embarrassing Boddies
People doing daft stuff like falling into canals, hugging traffic cones and ordering chicken phal they'll never be able to eat while blitzed on the eponymous and now defunct Manchester beer.
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I did some stunt driving on a film called Two Men Went to War.
Great film. Ealing comedy but based on a true story.
Could have been a change of career for me but was released the same week as another UK film - Harry Potter.
Am still stuck in the day job.
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Thanks. I'll look that up on Netflix or Kodi.
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I did some stunt driving on a film called Two Men Went to War.
Great film. Ealing comedy but based on a true story.
Could have been a change of career for me but was released the same week as another UK film - Harry Potter.
Am still stuck in the day job.
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Thanks. I'll look that up on Netflix or Kodi.
You’ll need the DVD. Most of my driving was in the deleted scenes.
However, if you see the scene where the young hero apparently gets shot. That’s me firing the gun.
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Yup. Gonna need the DVD. We have Netflix, Kodi, Amazon Prime.
Not on any of them.
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Yup. Gonna need the DVD. We have Netflix, Kodi, Amazon Prime.
Not on any of them.
iTunes. It's on there.
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WatchSpring - Michaela Strachan disassembles viewers' timepieces.
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A docudrama about those who voted to leave the EU. "Fantasy Islanders"
Otherwise known as 'Silence of the Sheep'
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Great Anal Journeys - With Timothy West & Prunella Scales.
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Foxtrot Oscar - a gritty police drama about a female police inspector in Soho