Author Topic: Insane management acronyms  (Read 3791 times)

ElyDave

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Re: Insane management acronyms
« Reply #25 on: 30 November, 2017, 10:20:19 pm »
mine was EU Emissions Trading Scheme New Entrant Reserve for Shetland Gas Plant

required work by us, on behalf of the operator for them to get their allocation of free emissions credits


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Feanor

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Re: Insane management acronyms
« Reply #26 on: 30 November, 2017, 10:22:55 pm »
This is a re-tweet, but at my former work we were rolling out a new service.
It was a copy of an existing service, and in the industry, it was known generically known as Focussed Sampling.

We didn't have a Product Name for it at launch, and the marketing droids just called it Focussed Formation Sampling, and used the acronym FFS all through the marketing literature.
FFS!