Author Topic: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk  (Read 5941 times)

rogerzilla

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #25 on: 08 May, 2018, 06:58:47 pm »
The Only Way Is East Sussex - lightly fictionalised documentary about the private lives of care home residents, bowls players, Rover drivers and an outrageously gay couple from Brighton.
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T42

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #26 on: 09 May, 2018, 07:25:52 am »
Eurovision Schlong Contest
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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #27 on: 09 May, 2018, 12:57:35 pm »
Big Brothel.

rogerzilla

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #28 on: 09 May, 2018, 01:26:23 pm »
Gogglebooks - reality TV of people reading.
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mattc

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #29 on: 09 May, 2018, 03:14:14 pm »
One Foot In the Gravel - a cycling travelogue based on the Sustrans network.
+1  ;D

What I like about this is not only the satirical comment on Sustrans surfaces, but the sinister suggestion that using them gets you a little bit closer to your maker.
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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #30 on: 15 May, 2018, 11:37:04 pm »
One Foot In the Gravel - a cycling travelogue based on the Sustrans network.
Surely that's a documentary on Speedway, Cycle or otherwise :)

You're thinking of the Shale & Pace show.

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #31 on: 16 May, 2018, 07:17:07 pm »
Strictly Come Dowsing.

fuzzy

Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #32 on: 18 May, 2018, 10:22:19 am »
A Place In The Slum- Property experts help homeowners wanting to experience the 'grittier' side of life.

rogerzilla

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #33 on: 18 May, 2018, 02:45:25 pm »
Salvage Munters.
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Redlight

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #34 on: 18 May, 2018, 03:59:20 pm »
The Muppet Show - live streaming of Cabinet meetings
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rogerzilla

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #35 on: 19 May, 2018, 11:07:28 am »
Doctor Fister

I think I've just killed this thread  ;D
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Torslanda

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #36 on: 19 May, 2018, 08:10:05 pm »
Nope. You just confirmed you have a mind like a sewer . . .
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #37 on: 19 May, 2018, 08:18:32 pm »
The title's a little ambiguous - would the doctor be the fister, or, er, the fistee?

T42

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #38 on: 20 May, 2018, 09:30:40 am »
Who is the potter, pray, and who the pot?
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Jaded

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #39 on: 22 May, 2018, 11:42:48 pm »
A Very English Patient.

A series of flashbacks over 30 years show a distinguished gentleman in North Africa negotiating his way through Juliette Binoche, Kristen Scott Thomas and all her sisters, whilst he waits for Gay Marriage to be legalised in the U.K.
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #40 on: 23 May, 2018, 10:12:06 pm »
Christmas sporting quiz: A question of sprout.
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T42

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #41 on: 24 May, 2018, 09:58:19 am »
A weekly review for gravel bikers: Skidmarks
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fuzzy

Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #42 on: 25 May, 2018, 11:07:24 am »
A televisual iteration of the "Grumble Thread- No energy for a full on rant" Thread-

Qi- Quite Irritated

LEE

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #43 on: 25 May, 2018, 11:09:44 am »
Mrs Brown's Boys

What's that you say?   They actually commissioned it?
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Pedaldog.

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #44 on: 25 May, 2018, 11:02:54 pm »
A docudrama about those who voted to leave the EU.      "Fantasy Islanders"
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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #45 on: 26 May, 2018, 10:10:30 am »
I did some stunt driving on a film called Two Men Went to War.

Great film. Ealing comedy but based on a true story.

Could have been a change of career for me but was released the same week as another UK film - Harry Potter.

Am still stuck in the day job.


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rogerzilla

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #46 on: 26 May, 2018, 10:48:20 am »
Embarrassing Boddies

People doing daft stuff like falling into canals, hugging traffic cones and ordering chicken phal they'll never be able to eat while blitzed on the eponymous and now defunct Manchester beer.
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Torslanda

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #47 on: 26 May, 2018, 12:49:10 pm »
I did some stunt driving on a film called Two Men Went to War.

Great film. Ealing comedy but based on a true story.

Could have been a change of career for me but was released the same week as another UK film - Harry Potter.

Am still stuck in the day job.


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Thanks. I'll look that up on Netflix or Kodi.
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #48 on: 26 May, 2018, 05:01:07 pm »
I did some stunt driving on a film called Two Men Went to War.

Great film. Ealing comedy but based on a true story.

Could have been a change of career for me but was released the same week as another UK film - Harry Potter.

Am still stuck in the day job.


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Thanks. I'll look that up on Netflix or Kodi.
You’ll need the DVD. Most of my driving was in the deleted scenes.

However, if you see the scene where the young hero apparently gets shot. That’s me firing the gun.


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Torslanda

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Re: Film and TV shows that never got past the commissioning desk
« Reply #49 on: 26 May, 2018, 09:58:11 pm »
Yup. Gonna need the DVD. We have Netflix, Kodi, Amazon Prime.

Not on any of them.
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.