Useful definitions

[Ham]

Deliveration

That feeling occasioned by seeing a delivery van pull up outside causing worry that you have ordered something you have forgotten and will now have to explain away, followed by realisation that the delivery is for next door.

Sure there are more.

[PaulF]

Deliverief

That feeling of lack of worry on seeing a delivery van pull and realising that nobody is at home to witness receipt of said delivery

[ElyDave]

deliverwho

confusion when delivery company turns up and you can't remember ordering anything, only to find out that they're lost and really want the house over the road which has the name clearly displayed outside

[Ham]

Showerfreude

Light precipitation, 80km into a ride on a hot day

[andytheflyer]

The nanosecond.

The time between the traffic light turning green in Saudi Arabia (or Kuwait, Bahrain, Qatar (.....you get the idea)) and the driver 20 cars back hitting his hooter.



No kidding, I've measured it, many. many times.....

[Guy]

hors d'oeuvre (you really need to hear it, not read it)

A vehicle model also available in a diesel version.

I thought hors d'oeuvre was what you got if you stood in the way of a cavalry charge

[Ham]

I thought they were Ladies of the Night in a certain channel port.

[Giraffe]

Ventelation

The feeling after a good fart.

[ElyDave]

fentastic

a windless ride on a sunny day across flat terrain

[andytheflyer]

fentastic

a windless ride on a sunny day across flat terrain

AKA Utopia.  As in the frequency of those 3 conditions coinciding in the Fens is about as high as finding Elvis alive and well, or my new dog behaving himself.   

That's why Skegness is so bracing.....  That lovely warm easterly breeze, all the way from the Urals.

[ElyDave]

fentastic

a windless ride on a sunny day across flat terrain

AKA Utopia.  As in the frequency of those 3 conditions coinciding in the Fens is about as high as finding Elvis alive and well, or my new dog behaving himself.   

That's why Skegness is so bracing.....  That lovely warm easterly breeze, all the way from the Urals.

Isn't Elvis playing Skeggy these days?

[andytheflyer]

fentastic

a windless ride on a sunny day across flat terrain

AKA Utopia.  As in the frequency of those 3 conditions coinciding in the Fens is about as high as finding Elvis alive and well, or my new dog behaving himself.   

That's why Skegness is so bracing.....  That lovely warm easterly breeze, all the way from the Urals.

Isn't Elvis playing Skeggy these days?

Ha ha!  Could be.  No one would notice...….

[fuzzy]

Workshop Bukake- what happens after a failed tubeless set up.

[ElyDave]

today's run on the othr hand was

fen-nominal

i.e. windy as feck, drizzly, mostly overcast

[andytheflyer]

today's run on the othr hand was

fen-nominal

i.e. windy as feck, drizzly, mostly overcast

I rest my case.

[rogerzilla]

Fentastic is also what a snurglar would think of a particularly aromatic bicycle seat, using the Profanisaurus definition of "fent".

[Giraffe]

Luridescent

every sort of bright/reflective/highly visible gear.

[Ham]

Lurid clothing,

Very bright clothing designed to be worn in a cut pile cotton upholstered subterranean rail system.

That probably needs a little thinking about, especially at this time on a Sunday, for which I apologise, as  I collect my coat from the hook by the door.

[tiermat]

Nicked this one from the book of face.

The Fuckening

Used to describe the process by which the most perfect day turns to shit.