Author Topic: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread  (Read 17229 times)

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #25 on: 13 November, 2015, 05:29:06 pm »
Our local Christmas market in Dalston...

https://youtu.be/f6m9tvs3PhU

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #26 on: 13 November, 2015, 05:29:37 pm »
Its not Christmas until I say it's Christmas.

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #27 on: 13 November, 2015, 05:33:01 pm »
In our household there is, every year, "robust and frank discussion" about planning for Christmas. This probably reflects two different family attitudes to the festive season (see also: Summer Holiday planning)

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #28 on: 13 November, 2015, 06:36:35 pm »
Due to us being away on our holibobs over Xmas, we won't be doing the Xmas Dinner thing at that time.
Complicated logistics with Junior at Uni has made it hard to find an alternative date.

So....
I have just collected the turkey from the farm and we are having our Crimbo Dinner tomorrow!

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #29 on: 13 November, 2015, 07:12:18 pm »
If you want a proper early sample of Christmas some of the channels on Freeview show Christmas themed movies all year.

WHY?
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #30 on: 13 November, 2015, 09:01:17 pm »
In my fb feed earlier today:

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There are 12 days of Christmas...




...none of which are in fucking November
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #31 on: 13 November, 2015, 11:35:24 pm »
I've actually been to the actual Christmas Market in the actual Frankfurt am Main and it was, er, um.  BEER.  And sausages.  BEER and sausages.

Yebbut, German sausages  :sick:

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #32 on: 14 November, 2015, 08:07:41 am »
If you want a proper early sample of Christmas some of the channels on Freeview show Christmas themed movies all year.

WHY?
I didnt believe this.

So I did a little digging ... it seems that was one of the 30 channels I immediately deleted after the last retune.

Thank Christ :P
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #33 on: 14 November, 2015, 09:55:55 am »
One of our neighbours has had her Christmas decorations up since before Halloween  :hand:
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #34 on: 14 November, 2015, 12:36:42 pm »
I've actually been to the actual Christmas Market in the actual Frankfurt am Main and it was, er, um.  BEER.  And sausages.  BEER and sausages.

Yebbut, German sausages  :sick:

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #35 on: 14 November, 2015, 01:57:16 pm »
One of our neighbours has had her Christmas decorations up since before Halloween  :hand:
If the house round the corner did that every year, there'd be fuel rationing.
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #36 on: 14 November, 2015, 02:16:51 pm »
I've actually been to the actual Christmas Market in the actual Frankfurt am Main and it was, er, um.  BEER.  And sausages.  BEER and sausages.

Yebbut, German sausages  :sick:

(Burns the heretic and cooks Bratwurst over the fire)

Germans - especially Bavarians - don't need an excuse for beer and sausages. When I used to go past the Viktuallenmarkt in Munich at stupid o'clock on my way to work the beer and sausage vendors were always doing a roaring trade. The official opening time was 10:00 but many stalls opened early (for the other traders, no doubt). I understand it was breakfast beer though I never sampled it. I was, after all, on my way to work.
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #37 on: 14 November, 2015, 05:14:19 pm »
There's a house near me that has a Christmas countdown digital display in the front room.  It went up in September.

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #38 on: 14 November, 2015, 05:26:40 pm »
Perhaps they would appreciate a Xmas pud lobbed thru the window? maybe even 1 a week, just to keep them topped up with xmas spirit?
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #39 on: 14 November, 2015, 05:30:11 pm »
Apparently the woman who lives there is a total raving loon (albeit very nice).

I don't think we'd get on.
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #40 on: 14 November, 2015, 07:41:07 pm »
Birmingham.  Christmas.  Market.


That is all.
Is that all? Surely every town has a German Christmas Market (except, presumably, in Germany, where they must have English Christmas Markets)? The other Cudzos ate wurst at Kabots Bezirk* a couple of weeks ago (an annual tradition and the only visit to it).

*Cabot Circus (actually it's Broadmead)
I had misunderstood. They are planning to go and eat German sausages there – but not until December. Thank goodness for that! (And Mrs Cudzo at least will be doing the Christmas Eve fast)
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #41 on: 15 November, 2015, 09:58:51 pm »

Yebbut, German sausages  :sick:

German sausages ?
What's the wurst that could happen ?


Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #42 on: 15 November, 2015, 10:02:04 pm »
I'm of the opinion that Christmas can't start until after my birthday.
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I think that I shall try my first mince pie in December.


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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #43 on: 16 November, 2015, 12:01:08 am »

Yebbut, German sausages  :sick:

German sausages ?
What's the wurst that could happen ?


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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #44 on: 16 November, 2015, 10:32:32 am »

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #45 on: 17 November, 2015, 12:55:44 am »

Yebbut, German sausages  :sick:

German sausages ?
What's the wurst that could happen ?
:-D

Yes, please.

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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #46 on: 17 November, 2015, 07:56:01 am »
Is that ice cream with sausage?
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #47 on: 17 November, 2015, 09:05:20 am »
I'm sure this thread was started with the covert intention of promoting Christmas in mid-November.   
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #48 on: 17 November, 2015, 09:18:03 am »
Personally I think people need to get over it a bit - no offence intended - it *is* irritating.


I remember coming home from a holiday in Spain once and my mum tut tutting about a shop near Gatwick (or maybe in Gatwick) having a Christmas sale on already.


Presumably this was in August or very early September but I've forgotten because it was in 1986.  Yet people moan that it 'gets earlier every year' (admittedly not here - kudos for that).  It's hardly a new phenomenon.  I doubt it was new even in the 1980s
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Re: The 'Keep Christmas in December' rant thread
« Reply #49 on: 17 November, 2015, 10:06:28 am »
It's only November and already people are moaning about Christmas!