I hate mobile phones, or more specifically, the fact that the software for mobile phones is either developed by a) under-resourced engineers working for The Man or b) open-source developers with the maturity and literacy of the average 13 year old, presumably because when they grow up they all migrate to projects that involve real computers.
My phone just auto-updated to the latest nightly (read: weekly) build of LineageOS. And acquired a popup warning, in talk-like-a-pirate-day-ese, that it was vulnerable to malicious software. This lead me to the release notes, which mostly pertained to an announcement about the new LineageOS cryptocurrency, but contained a reference to a certification tool that wasn't mentioned in the wiki and had a name that was impossible to google for.
This annoyed me enough to dig deeper, and being an old fart, I was reading source code before it occurred to me to check the LineagoOS subreddit. Where it transpired that both the certification tool and the cryptocurrency were elaborate April fool's jokes.
Fine, whatever, put a comedy announcement on your website. But for fuck's sake. It's April 2nd and I've just had to use the android debugger to disable a persistent scary-looking popup warning that my phone was a land-lubber heading for davy jones's locker.
And quite frankly, it's 2017. Satire is dead. You can't go around announcing ridiculous cryptocurrencies and expect people to realise it's a joke.
Fuckwits.