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Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #75 on: 28 August, 2020, 08:52:08 pm »


What could possibly go wrong?
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #77 on: 29 August, 2020, 07:17:45 pm »
I reckon the govt may impose a lockdown, which will leave the streets clear for Le Tour.  The French will welcome the chance to stay at home and watch/ stay at home to ensure the Tour goes on.

Predictions:
A rider will abandon and then test positive a couple days later.  Another member of the team will test positive during the race. 
Bernal and Roglic will not make it to Paris.
The Tour won't be finished early to ensure a French rider wins.
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #78 on: 29 August, 2020, 08:37:10 pm »
I'll add another predition
The tour won't finish in Paris but in one of the major cities in the East of France.

quixoticgeek

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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #79 on: 29 August, 2020, 08:43:02 pm »

Oh, let's complete the set.

The tour will never finish... they'll just keep riding and riding and riding and riding... :p

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Mr Larrington

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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #80 on: 29 August, 2020, 10:23:09 pm »
John Degenkolb eliminated while the TV cameras weren’t looking. Team's appeal turned down.
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #81 on: 29 August, 2020, 11:19:35 pm »
Bahrain-McLaren's Rafael Valls is out as well, with a leg injury.

Quite a lot of road rash today:

https://cyclingtips.com/2020/08/the-tour-de-france-ice-rink-who-crashed-and-whos-hurt/
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #82 on: 29 August, 2020, 11:54:06 pm »
“Andrew Greipel”?  Has the goriler of 3b got a hitherto unknown twin brother?

The news about Gilbert probably explains why De Gendt also lost over 11 minutes.
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #83 on: 30 August, 2020, 09:19:56 am »
John Degenkolb eliminated while the TV cameras weren’t looking. Team's appeal turned down.

It was a day of bashed knees, apart from Pinot's wingman Gaudu who, according to francetvinfo.fr, caught it in the "scratum" [sic. As a dog, probably].
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #84 on: 30 August, 2020, 09:28:26 am »
John Degenkolb eliminated while the TV cameras weren’t looking. Team's appeal turned down.

Degenkolb would have retired anyway, so the disqualification is academic.

Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #85 on: 30 August, 2020, 10:06:45 am »
Astana didn't make a lot of friends yesterday. There won't be many stage wins from them this time.

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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #86 on: 30 August, 2020, 10:38:49 am »
INEOS wankpanzer are using #BuiltOnPurpose on Twitter. What, opposed to being built by accident or something? Surely all cars are built on purpose?!  ???
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #87 on: 30 August, 2020, 10:55:44 am »
INEOS wankpanzer are using #BuiltOnPurpose on Twitter. What, opposed to being built by accident or something? Surely all cars are built on purpose?!  ???

I wondered who Grenadier were before you posted that. How humiliating, belonging to a team named after a mere car.  Imagine riding for Morris Minor or Austin Allegro.  Ford Prefect? Well, maybe.
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #88 on: 30 August, 2020, 12:56:37 pm »
Ford France did sponsor a team in the 1960s. Anquetil rode for them, according to Wikinaccurate.
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #89 on: 30 August, 2020, 01:25:28 pm »
TV's D Friebe says Philippe Gilbert is a DNS today too :o
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #90 on: 30 August, 2020, 01:58:07 pm »
TV's D Friebe says Philippe Gilbert is a DNS today too :o

Not too surprising, seeing as he's got a broken kneecap.
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #91 on: 30 August, 2020, 03:00:18 pm »
I wonder if the Garmin outage is having any meaningful impact on the teams. Obviously it’s not going to affect the riding, but the team managers will not get their data to analyse.
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #92 on: 30 August, 2020, 03:16:41 pm »
I wonder if the Garmin outage is having any meaningful impact on the teams. Obviously it’s not going to affect the riding, but the team managers will not get their data to analyse.

Yes they will. It's all available by direct upload to the team's computers for analysis in Training Peaks or similar programs. It doesn't have to go anywhere near Garmin Connect.

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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #93 on: 30 August, 2020, 03:28:06 pm »
TV's D Friebe says Philippe Gilbert is a DNS today too :o

Not too surprising, seeing as he's got a broken kneecap.

Yes, I can imagine that would put you off spending three weeks riding a bike.  Not the first time he's done it either.
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #94 on: 30 August, 2020, 03:38:43 pm »
He said he recognized the pain as soon as it happened.
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #95 on: 30 August, 2020, 04:44:37 pm »
But still finished the stage.  Because, it's just a broken kneecap.

He also said it was rude to DQ Dagenkop, seeing as he was going to abandon the next day anyway.
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #96 on: 02 September, 2020, 05:35:58 pm »
Nothing happens until 17.8 km when Alaphilippe takes a bidon & is slapped with 20 sec penalty, handing Yates yellow. Oh and WvA   :o https://twitter.com/Alec_Pedaler/status/1301185146146770946
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #97 on: 02 September, 2020, 05:49:41 pm »
Super D Millar opined right at the start of today’s live coverage that there was no way on earth van Aert would be allowed to have a go today ;D
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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #98 on: 02 September, 2020, 06:22:19 pm »
It’s worth watching the analysis programmes tonight - an unexpected turn!

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Re: Tour de France 2020
« Reply #99 on: 02 September, 2020, 07:57:13 pm »
On the bright side, there'll be a vacancy for a soigneur tomorrow.  Too fat and old to compete?  This is your way into the dazzling world of pro cycling.
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