Loo roll orientation

[Blodwyn Pig]

It is easier to tear sheets off one-handed if it is a mullet.

why, what are you doing with the other hand, assuming you have one?

[L CC]

Fringe. Fringe. Fringe.

[Basil]

I was always very much a fringe person.  So much so that I would even 'correct' loo rolls in other people's homes.  However, since moving into this house where one loo has a holder that will encourage the damn thing to unroll itself into a heap on the floor when more than half used unless mulleted, I've had to concede. 

[rogerzilla]

The problem with mullet is that, following a hull breach*, you will be scrabbling at the wall with beshitted fingers, and that cannot be good.

*Ok, an extreme scenario but, unless it was an angel**, any return visit to the roll is with fingers that you wouldn't want to lick

**the poo that leaves the paper totally clean.  Generally indicates a low fibre diet, even if it is convenient

[Mrs Pingu]

The mullet thing may also be a problem if you have a full roll and landlord wallpaper like Kim's.

[nobby]

It is easier to tear sheets off one-handed if it is a mullet.

why, what are you doing with the other hand, assuming you have one?

Holding a book, of course.