3 naked men in a sauna. an American, Japanese and an Irishman. They hear a beeping sound, the American touches his arm and says "that's my pager - I have a microchip under my skin".
Next a phone rings, and the Japanese man lifts his palm to his ear, he says "I have a mircochip in my hand"
The Irishman now feeling very low-tech, goes to the toilet and comes back with loo paper hanging from his arse, he says "OH JAYSUS would u look at that -I'm getting a fax"
