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General Category => On The Road => Topic started by: Kim on 02 October, 2020, 12:11:59 am

Title: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 02 October, 2020, 12:11:59 am
I found these videos strangely calming, and wish more people would drive like this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FEO-XKo4cw
https://youtu.be/9FEO-XKo4cw

(Episode 3 is the best.  Sort of thing that restores your faith in the internet.)


https://www.thesocial.com/ogmios-school-of-zen-motoring/
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: TheLurker on 02 October, 2020, 08:15:17 am
I like that.  Ta.

"How can people become more Ogmios?
They can go bald and get into herbal teas and only drive bangers."

Two thirds of the way there then, shame about the herbal tea thing.  :)
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 02 October, 2020, 09:05:24 am
Lovely. But shouldn't be watched before work because a) so chill b) almost lost my tea to the line "They think they're invincible just because they're from the future." Which is perhaps not in itself a funny line but somehow in context it worked.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: pcolbeck on 02 October, 2020, 09:12:48 am
Do we know the release date for Pothole 3000 ? I'd play that.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Tim Hall on 02 October, 2020, 09:57:25 pm
The orthodox Jewish cowboy dancers. Mind. Blown.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 02 October, 2020, 10:08:57 pm
Do we know the release date for Pothole 3000 ? I'd play that.

I think I'm living round the corner from a Potholeman 3000 boss level.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Jurek on 03 October, 2020, 08:21:56 am
The orthodox Jewish cowboy dancers. Mind. Blown.
I see little evidence of any women taking part in the festival of Purim.
Just blokes.
And the occasional sprog.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Paul on 03 October, 2020, 09:18:23 am
Extraordinary.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Tim Hall on 03 October, 2020, 11:40:30 am
The orthodox Jewish cowboy dancers. Mind. Blown.
I see little evidence of any women taking part in the festival of Purim.
Just blokes.
And the occasional sprog.
Agreed. It was just that I don't often see Orthodox Jewish people wearing glitzy cowboy hats.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Jurek on 03 October, 2020, 02:00:20 pm
The orthodox Jewish cowboy dancers. Mind. Blown.
I see little evidence of any women taking part in the festival of Purim.
Just blokes.
And the occasional sprog.
Agreed. It was just that I don't often see Orthodox Jewish people wearing glitzy cowboy hats.
Did a ride with Ian Rauk one rainy Saturday, (so rainy that we were forced to take shelter in shop doorways) .
I think the ride may've been to Cambridge.
The ride went through Stamford Hill.
The men were all out and about, wearing their shtreimels.
They all had made-to-measure see-through plastic covers.
Looked pretty cool.
Obvs not as cool as metallic blue cowboy hats thobut.

ETA - Can see myself subscribing to the referenced thread.

Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: hellymedic on 03 October, 2020, 04:37:41 pm
The orthodox Jewish cowboy dancers. Mind. Blown.

Purim wasn't it?

I think I watched this a few months ago.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: hellymedic on 03 October, 2020, 04:41:31 pm
The orthodox Jewish cowboy dancers. Mind. Blown.
I see little evidence of any women taking part in the festival of Purim.
Just blokes.
And the occasional sprog.

In these circles, women must not dance or sing within men's sight.

Some enterprising women's groups sing and dance in women only groups.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 03 October, 2020, 07:15:15 pm
I'm getting myself a Hell's Angels mobility trike, gotta party with the Jewstafarians before I level up on Pothole Man 3000.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Jurek on 03 October, 2020, 07:51:41 pm
The orthodox Jewish cowboy dancers. Mind. Blown.
I see little evidence of any women taking part in the festival of Purim.
Just blokes.
And the occasional sprog.

In these circles, women must not dance or sing within men's sight.

Some enterprising women's groups sing and dance in women only groups.
Ah! That'd make sense (sort of) then.
ETA - Every day is a school day.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: StuAff on 03 October, 2020, 08:10:12 pm
The orthodox Jewish cowboy dancers. Mind. Blown.
I see little evidence of any women taking part in the festival of Purim.
Just blokes.
And the occasional sprog.
Agreed. It was just that I don't often see Orthodox Jewish people wearing glitzy cowboy hats.
Did a ride with Ian Rauk one rainy Saturday, (so rainy that we were forced to take shelter in shop doorways) .
I think the ride may've been to Cambridge.
The ride went through Stamford Hill.
The men were all out and about, wearing their shtreimels.
They all had made-to-measure see-through plastic covers.
Looked pretty cool.
Obvs not as cool as metallic blue cowboy hats thobut.

ETA - Can see myself subscribing to the referenced thread.

That ride was May 2011. Blast from the past! Was a grand day out. Apart from that biblical shower, obv…
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: L CC on 03 October, 2020, 09:52:14 pm
Thanks Kim.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Mr Larrington on 04 October, 2020, 01:08:56 am
The orthodox Jewish cowboy dancers. Mind. Blown.
I see little evidence of any women taking part in the festival of Purim.
Just blokes.
And the occasional sprog.
Agreed. It was just that I don't often see Orthodox Jewish people wearing glitzy cowboy hats.
Did a ride with Ian Rauk one rainy Saturday, (so rainy that we were forced to take shelter in shop doorways) .
I think the ride may've been to Cambridge.
The ride went through Stamford Hill.
The men were all out and about, wearing their shtreimels.
They all had made-to-measure see-through plastic covers.
Looked pretty cool.
Obvs not as cool as metallic blue cowboy hats thobut.

ETA - Can see myself subscribing to the referenced thread.

The Stamford Hillbillies.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Gattopardo on 07 October, 2020, 05:08:20 am
Sould have posted this up a while ago.  Never really got if it was real.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: sg37409 on 14 December, 2020, 09:17:42 pm
I think he's doing voiceovers now on BT adverts.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Jurek on 20 April, 2021, 10:50:40 am
He's also doing voiceovers for TfL ads.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 20 April, 2021, 11:03:40 am
He doesn't appear to have done any further episodes of the School of Zen Motoring, which is a shame. Plenty of older (and perhaps less zen) music videos to be found.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 15 January, 2022, 04:30:17 pm
This deserves reposting here:

Zen School of Motoring coming to the telly-

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/jan/15/zen-school-of-motoring-tv-that-will-cleanse-your-spirit-like-meditation
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Wycombewheeler on 17 January, 2022, 01:43:25 pm
He's also doing voiceovers for TfL ads.
not the infamous "be nice to the driver that just nearly killed you, they might also be upset" advert?
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: slope on 17 January, 2022, 10:06:08 pm
This deserves reposting here:

Zen School of Motoring coming to the telly-

https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2022/jan/15/zen-school-of-motoring-tv-that-will-cleanse-your-spirit-like-meditation

 :)

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p0bf955j/zen-motoring-series-1-1-scooter-boys
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 17 January, 2022, 10:49:37 pm
Well that took a turn for the unexpected... Like so many things in life, it all gets a bit strange after Milton Keynes.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 20 January, 2022, 07:59:11 pm
Important news: Ogmios has got his bike fixed.  Possible Zen cycling video in the works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJixEN8vHJQ
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: slope on 20 January, 2022, 08:08:36 pm
Well that took a turn for the unexpected... Like so many things in life, it all gets a bit strange after Milton Keynes.

It seemed to lose something crucial after MK?

Maybe the BBC3 is not a good place/direction for Ogmios?

Important news: Ogmios has got his bike fixed.  Possible Zen cycling video in the works.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJixEN8vHJQ

:)


Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 21 January, 2022, 12:07:33 pm
What level have people completed on Potholeman 3000?

Gentle beeps to all my turquoise friends (and other colours)
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 09 March, 2022, 08:43:55 pm
New Ogmios:

https://youtu.be/GMxYm0r8bY8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMxYm0r8bY8
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Jurek on 09 March, 2022, 09:06:04 pm
New Ogmios:

https://youtu.be/GMxYm0r8bY8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMxYm0r8bY8
Thx
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 09 March, 2022, 09:13:27 pm
Good to see he's back on form, even if Potholeman isn't.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 27 September, 2022, 01:18:48 pm
It's (not really) that time of year again... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJ9RjFAmsg4
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 29 September, 2022, 12:31:13 pm
Interesting that he interprets the pedestrians' wave and skip as a sign of gratitude. I think he's right, it is, but it's also a sort of bow and scrape. And why should people be grateful to a driver for allowing them to continue walking over a zebra crossing? Well, from an Ogmios spiritual perspective I suppose we should all be grateful for everything, and I'm sure Ogmios is also grateful for the opportunity to allow them to cross.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: tom_e on 29 September, 2022, 01:27:50 pm
If you watch people on foot interact with each other there's a lot of it too.  It's normal to politely offer someone else through a door first, or stand aside, and say thank you for it.  A very human level of interaction, when we're interacting with people rather than cars.  Not sure we should see it as a bad thing.

Edit: Not trying to say you're wrong - it still feels uncomfortable when a pedestrian behaves like this to a car driver.  But I don't feel sure the solution is for the pedestrians to change here!
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 02 October, 2022, 04:17:10 pm
I think there's a small but significant difference between "thanks" and "gratitude" in this context. I can't now remember what word Ogmios actually used... In any case, I feel that if traffic generally were more ogmioid, we would both give and receive more thanks and less gratitude. But it's unlikely to happen.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 14 December, 2022, 08:38:02 pm
New Ogmios just dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgpOXBPwp58

Featuring LTNs, zen cycling and the Haringey Bobsleigh Team.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Wycombewheeler on 15 December, 2022, 11:26:11 am
.. why should people be grateful to a driver for allowing them to continue walking over a zebra crossing? .

Yes this is quite ingrained in UK society, as if the driver is doing the pedestrian a favour, but if we consider that the zebra crossing user has priority as per the highway code, then it becomes akin to a driver wanting to emerge from a side street not driving into the side of the car on the main road. Which of course is totally expected and not worthy of gratitude. I don't know why we can't look at zebra crossings in the same light.

Of course the driver who looks ahead and stops because he thinks you are going to cross might be more deserving of gratitude, rather than the one who stops when you are already across, and apparently expects thanks for .....not killing you.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Paul on 15 December, 2022, 04:55:14 pm
New Ogmios just dropped: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OgpOXBPwp58

Featuring LTNs, zen cycling and the Haringey Bobsleigh Team.
Delightful. Temporary lights like a supply teacher at school...
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 20 December, 2022, 02:36:41 pm
You should always respect the light. Not just on the road either.

Interesting motorcycle action in this one. Firstly, the motorbike at the Ford-blocked mini-roundabout has indicators of a type I haven't noticed before, built into the rear light. Then there's the scooter roos, one with duct tape – and I feel that duct tape, traditionally the cyclist's ally, has betrayed us here – and the other on the pavement. Probably both to no avail. I've noticed the roos doing the pushing thing in Bristol – there's a cycle cut-through here (https://goo.gl/maps/yPcwN76Jo2xQXBCM7) that they all get off to push through on their way to collect from McChickenKing.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 24 January, 2023, 09:39:39 pm
I think he's run out of dashcam footage... (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=14LauIrjzQ8)
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Hot Flatus on 24 January, 2023, 09:53:32 pm
I wish all guests on R4 Thought for the Day would adopt Ogmios's vocal cadence and intonation. Would improve my commute immeasurably.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 25 January, 2023, 06:32:44 pm
Sharp sound effects. I was intrigued by what looked like leaves in the inside cover of the manual, though on closer look they might be drawings of leaves, or maybe stickers.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 30 January, 2023, 06:09:21 pm
Your Ogmios package is out for delivery: https://youtu.be/YfHEeZxphwE
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 25 March, 2023, 06:10:38 pm
Seen yesterday in Montepelier (Bristol not France): an Ogmios School of Zen Motoring bumper sticker.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 31 August, 2023, 08:30:20 pm
Now with Bins For Jane: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1TxCRHG-vo
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Jurek on 31 August, 2023, 09:35:56 pm
Fanx.  :thumbsup:
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Peter on 31 August, 2023, 10:03:15 pm
Just noticed this.  Better late than never!
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Cudzoziemiec on 05 September, 2023, 03:18:21 pm
A decent diversion and nice weather.
Title: Re: Ogmios School of Zen Motoring
Post by: Kim on 01 October, 2023, 03:37:23 pm
Zen e-bike SCIENCE (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7TKvmzYJHds)