My considerably better half had to sleep in the spare bedroom last night... no, she hasn't upset me and been sent to the spare bed to reflect on her badness... but given there were four cats on our bed, she had no room. Oh and there was a further cat on the chest of draws....there was no room for him on the bed.
We did try to shoo them off but they refused to go. Closing the door on them doesn't work as they just meow to be let in.
Yes, we did try to train them as kittens but they didn't listen.