Scouring through online reviews of pest control operatives, one thing becomes clear.
The quality of the work they deliver ranges from charlatan, all the way to cowboy.
I think I am going to have to undertake (did you see what I did there?) this myself.
I have today, taken delivery of the stuff which makes THE SMOKE OF MOTH DETH
The problem I have, is that Nancy, who lives in the flat above mine with her husband, is heavily pregnant.
And I don't really want her around while I am fumigating.
I'm tempted to lure them to an all expenses paid weekend break somewhere on the coast.
So long as it isn't the Hawaiian coast.
I think that I could be quids in as opposed to getting the pest control people in.