Well I've managed to let a few rant thread pages go by without contributing, but once again...
Fucking lying cuntiferous fucking bastard house vendors in Wales! Are you all congenitally unable to tell anything like the truth?
We have been shat on once again, by a shitface bastard who categorically stated he was desperate to sell, accepted my offer, we signed contracts on it last week, and the whole thing was proceeding purely on the basis that if he hadn't completed on one of the houses they were following up, before Christmas, then they'd move into rented accommodation. Now I get a message from my solicitor who is trying to arrange to exchange contracts in the next couple of days, that they won't be able to complete by December 20th (last possible day before Christmas) because they haven't found a house to buy, yet. They've been looking since June, when they put their house in the middle of nowhere that no-one else on earth but us is interested in, on the market. What the fuck have you been doing, you useless pair of shitweasels, just get out of that fucking house now, you cunts! Its costing me £1000 a month to survive in temporary accommodation, with my possessions in Shrewsbury in a storage unit, poor little Alfie in a cattery in Llanfair Caereinion at £10 a night, so the price of the house (if we don't end up dropping it), is going to reduce by £1000 a month from now on.
Why us? Three lying bastards one after the other, who engage in a sale, then fuck us about and cost us thousands. Is there a single honest person left in Wales?