I had to be on the 0706 train yesterday, and I couldn't be sure that the office (where I would normally shower and change) would be unlocked before 0645, and it's a 10-min walk to the station.
So I got up into work clothes rather than lycra, and got a taxi to the station.
My penance was to have to be on a train through Mordor Central. Even worse, on the way back, some celeb was evidently in the seat two or three behind me, as people kept wanting their photo taken with him. I wouldn't have known him from Adam, but am told it was that Wagg-nerr bloke off of the X-
filesfactor.