Author Topic: "I'll take two..."  (Read 2346 times)

iddu

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"I'll take two..."
« on: 08 February, 2011, 08:25:38 pm »
I'd offer you some moral support - but I have questionable morals.

tonycollinet

  • No Longer a western province of Númenor
Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #1 on: 08 February, 2011, 10:45:15 pm »
Well when I got one, I took 10 minutes off my average commute.

Cudzoziemiec

  • Ride adventurously and stop for a brew.
Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #2 on: 08 February, 2011, 10:53:24 pm »
It'll get all your vibes in tune.

 ::-)
Riding a concrete path through the nebulous and chaotic future.

Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #3 on: 08 February, 2011, 10:53:48 pm »
As Nature abhors a vacuum, so it does fools with money.

tonycollinet

  • No Longer a western province of Númenor
Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #4 on: 08 February, 2011, 10:58:27 pm »
Well when I got one, I took 10 minutes off my average commute.

And I get to have sex every night.

clarion

  • Tyke
Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #5 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:05:39 pm »
Seventeen pounds?  For that?! :o

It's worth at least twice that.  it's a wonder of the esoteric sciences.
Getting there...

Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #6 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:06:21 pm »
Manufactured by PhilHarmonics. Worth it for the pun alone!

border-rider

Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #7 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:09:33 pm »

And I get to have sex every night.

with yourself, or someone else ?

;)

Rhys W

  • I'm single, bilingual
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Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #8 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:10:20 pm »
I'm experiencing otherwise unaccountable symptoms of irritability and depression from knowing that people can make money peddling this crap.

And it's Phi Harmonics, not Phil, sadly.

Wowbagger

  • Former Sylph
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Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #9 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:11:14 pm »
OK, it's a spoof somethingorother but I'm not sure what the claim is that is made of it.
Quote from: Dez
It doesn’t matter where you start. Just start.

Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #10 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:12:34 pm »
Will it cause interference with my Powerbalance wrist band?

border-rider

Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #11 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:14:48 pm »
I'm experiencing otherwise unaccountable symptoms of irritability and depression from knowing that people can make money peddling this crap.



This product, or one like it, has been around at least 15 years.  Trading Standards and the former DTI had a go at them at around that time, with some success.

Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #12 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:18:40 pm »
Shouldn't it be called Wi-Fidiot? ;D

Torslanda

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Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #13 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:34:48 pm »
W A L O F B !
VELOMANCER

Well that's the more blunt way of putting it but as usual he's dead right.

tonycollinet

  • No Longer a western province of Númenor
Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #14 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:40:48 pm »
Well when I got one, I took 10 minutes off my average commute.

And I get to have sex every night.

With Vicky P.

Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #15 on: 08 February, 2011, 11:58:13 pm »
Well when I got one, I took 10 minutes off my average commute.

And I get to have sex every night.

With Vicky Pollard.

FTFY

Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #16 on: 10 February, 2011, 10:51:51 pm »
Back to the OP my  company, major telco with  lots of  high power transmitters has  a man who placates the 'electrosensitive folks'. Now  as he  said to me, I don't  doubt their symptoms are  real, and usually down to  having a mobile base-station stuck in near their  home  without so much as  a by-your-leave  as  was  done in the early  days of network rollout (FYI the goverment  granted telco's special planning rights - they  planted it then you objected)

But  at  one  notable public meeting the  complainant who was highly   sensitive to everything electrically-radioy was handed the radio mic so she could be  heard to make  her point... and carried on to make it without any  adverse  effects.

Rather like the  story of 'mad Alice' ok doesn't sound so PC but  she  turned in a beat up Renault 5  up at the empty  car park at Coxwold pre-LEL and  asked if  I could move my (stationary) Diesel car as  she  was 'sensitive' to the radiation from modern cars... I wondered which vehicle out of the two would normally  radiate  more EM and did not tell her what I  did for  a living.. :)

border-rider

Re: "I'll take two..."
« Reply #17 on: 10 February, 2011, 10:57:36 pm »
But  at  one  notable public meeting the  complainant who was highly   sensitive to everything electrically-radioy was handed the radio mic so she could be  heard to make  her point... and carried on to make it without any  adverse  effects.

I was there :)

It was quite funny when the Chair pointed this out afterwards...