Telemarketing scammers: Wouldn't it be a GRATE IDEA if your droids could , you know, actually, like... speak something that approximates to ENGLEESH?
That way, when you call me to tell me you've 'identified a problem with my Google maps listing', I might:
A. Give a shit.*
2. Listen a bit.ii
iii. Actually fecking UNDERSTAND WTF you're gabbling on about.z
*WTF is this to do with me anyway? I am not Google maps . . .
iiIf you can't speak a language I understand, don't call a harassed, working class, Manchester bloke. I was raised to speak English. I fix bikes. If you're calling me and it isn't to do with bikes why do I need to speak to you?
z Ergo, if I can't understand WTF you are gabbling about and it isn't to do with a bike, don't be the tiniest bit surprised when I hang up. Simple innit . . .