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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #25 on: 22 February, 2023, 10:21:10 pm »
The Duracell of Stupid, John Redwood has opined 'now we are short of imported salad food will the government do more to support UK farmers growing the food we need? Stop subsidies to leave land wild and spend the money on new food growing.'

Good luck growing cucumbers and tomatoes in the UK in February.

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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #26 on: 22 February, 2023, 10:22:47 pm »
We're off to sunny Spain tomorrow. How much is 20kg of tomatoes worth?

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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #27 on: 23 February, 2023, 09:51:18 am »
This is what Riverford have to say on the matter

Possibly the same with Abel and Cole as tomatoes arrived this morning,  no higher cost than normal ( yes I know that they are always expensive!)

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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #28 on: 23 February, 2023, 09:58:50 am »
The Duracell of Stupid, John Redwood has opined 'now we are short of imported salad food will the government do more to support UK farmers growing the food we need? Stop subsidies to leave land wild and spend the money on new food growing.'

Good luck growing cucumbers and tomatoes in the UK in February.

Those devious FOREIGNS in The Nether Regions seem to manage it.  Or rather they did.  Seems heating and lighting their greenhouses currently costs more than they can recoup on flogging tomatoes, so they ent bothering this year, at least according to some chap on the tellybox last night.
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #29 on: 23 February, 2023, 11:41:18 am »
The Duracell of Stupid, John Redwood has opined 'now we are short of imported salad food will the government do more to support UK farmers growing the food we need? Stop subsidies to leave land wild and spend the money on new food growing.'

Good luck growing cucumbers and tomatoes in the UK in February.

Those devious FOREIGNS in The Nether Regions seem to manage it.  Or rather they did.  Seems heating and lighting their greenhouses currently costs more than they can recoup on flogging tomatoes, so they ent bothering this year, at least according to some chap on the tellybox last night.

They're also suffering because production of the once extremely cheap gas their country sits on is being phased out by their government.

https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/dutch-limit-groningen-gas-production-28-bcm-20222023-2022-09-26/
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #30 on: 23 February, 2023, 01:39:30 pm »
Good luck growing cucumbers and tomatoes in the UK in February.

Just down the road from me is Thanet Earth, which is Europe's largest greenhouse and where a lot of the UK's unseasonal produce is grown. They've had to cut back production in the last six months due to the prohibitive costs of heating and lighting.

And they can't just put their prices up to cover production costs because the supermarkets won't pay them.

Obviously, in the long term, the supermarket model is unsustainable and prices will have to go up to reflect the costs of production/transport. But given that this will make some things unaffordable, perhaps it will help to drive a move back towards people buying more local, seasonal produce (currently the preserve of the farmer's market classes).

If the current problems help highlight how dysfunctional our relationship is with food, it may not be such a bad thing.
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #31 on: 23 February, 2023, 02:18:30 pm »
Good luck growing cucumbers and tomatoes in the UK in February.

Just down the road from me is Thanet Earth, which is Europe's largest greenhouse and where a lot of the UK's unseasonal produce is grown.
Do they grow durian durian?
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citoyen

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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #32 on: 23 February, 2023, 04:09:31 pm »
Good luck growing cucumbers and tomatoes in the UK in February.

Just down the road from me is Thanet Earth, which is Europe's largest greenhouse and where a lot of the UK's unseasonal produce is grown.
Do they grow durian durian?

No idea but... Very good!  :thumbsup:
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #33 on: 23 February, 2023, 07:31:00 pm »
Somebody Tweeted a well-stocked tomato tray in a shop.
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #34 on: 23 February, 2023, 07:37:42 pm »
Quote from: Carter USM
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The great cucumber robberies of 1989
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #35 on: 23 February, 2023, 08:55:59 pm »
Qu'ils mangent du navet.
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #36 on: 23 February, 2023, 10:55:27 pm »
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #37 on: 24 February, 2023, 03:49:07 am »
If I were halfway artistic, I'd carve a turnip to resemble Ms Coffey and pop on some spectacles...

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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #38 on: 24 February, 2023, 09:23:32 am »
Not much effort needed, I would think.

Does that person really think that there are turnips galore, just waiting to fee the hungry, deprived hordes?
It is simpler than it looks.

Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #39 on: 24 February, 2023, 11:06:17 am »
The farm that supplied most of Britain's turnips stopped growing them last year.
Costs, Labour shortages, low demand.

I'm about to sow some cress on the windowsill. Pea sprouts already under way...

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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #40 on: 24 February, 2023, 11:24:47 am »
Tomatoes (some) & cucumbers in Saino's this morning.
No cucumber and a few tomatoes in Waitrose.

But no turnips anywhere, so I bought a parsnip instead.
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #41 on: 24 February, 2023, 11:35:47 am »
What really grinds my gourd is that they seem to treat this as some sort of joke. Literally a Marie Antoinette 'let them eat cake' attitude.

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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #42 on: 24 February, 2023, 02:38:10 pm »
I'd ask for your ground gourd recipe, only it's hard to get gourds now. D'you think melons would do instead?
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #43 on: 24 February, 2023, 09:50:20 pm »
According to my wife, recently returned from the local supermarkets, there's fuck-all veg of any variety in any of them. Carnivory it is then. I give it two weeks until we're all roasting squirrels and grubbing up dandelion roots.*

*for the record, all parts of the dandelion are quite nice.

Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #44 on: 24 February, 2023, 10:18:14 pm »
Why is Parsley Root so unobtanium in the UK?
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #45 on: 24 February, 2023, 10:28:08 pm »
I'm giving up salad for lent.
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #47 on: 25 February, 2023, 04:48:36 pm »
Except for the misguided notion that the Lea Valley is “around” London, that is ;)
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #48 on: 25 February, 2023, 08:50:49 pm »
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We need on the one hand to deal with the functioning of our food system and on the other with poverty, with a chronically unequal distribution of wealth. We need to stop talking about food poverty and just call it poverty.
Agree totally. Food poverty, fuel poverty, period poverty and every other specific poverty are just weasel words.
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Re: Cucumbergeddon
« Reply #49 on: 25 February, 2023, 09:09:37 pm »
He’s very right. The issue isn’t the cost of things. It’s that people aren’t being paid enough to afford them. Unconscionable and immoral.